Lori Loughlin Is Reportedly Doing Mock Trials

November 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Lori Loughlin has been in the news for so long because of this College Admissions Scandal. Lori is headed to trial for several charges including bribery and money laundering. Lori and her husband, Mossimo Giannuli are alleged to have used $500,000 to fake their daughter’s credentials in her application to USC. They were part of a huge sting that caught up a whole bunch of rich ass holes who thought that their money could get them out of everything but they were wrong! It can only get you out of most things! And this time: wasn’t one of them.

Lori has been losing her shit over the whole ordeal and gone back and forth about taking a plea. Now people are getting charged, with Felicity Huffmanwho pled guiltygetting out of jail in 11 days while a guy who did pretty much the same thing Lori is accused of who also pled guilty got six months! So now Lori is really losing it and she needs to prepare. So sources are saying she’s moved on to doing mock trials to run drills for her own legal battle. Well a good actress always rehearses.

It seems that mom Lori is doing more higher education than daughters Olivia Jade or Isabella Rose ever will as she’s now participating in mock trials. Us Weekly says that her lawyer is putting Lori through the ringer as he prepares her for her trial.

We all know that prosecution is going to have a field day with Lori and her husband. The evidence? It’s overwhelming. And it’s not like they’ve come off as remorseful or self-aware. It’s a bad combo for a jury to see and if the prosecution is even slightly good, Lori is in trouble. Her legal team knows all this and so they’re planning ahead. A source says that Lori is going to be working hard over the holiday weekend with her lawyer.

“Lori has been meeting with her lawyers for days at a time. It’s her full-time job and she is very involved with her defense. When not at her lawyer’s office, Lori is emailing and texting with the team.”

Well, duh, it’s her full time job! She ain’t got any other ones right now.

The two have been doing mock trials to get Lori into the mood for having her ass figuratively torn open by a trained prosecutor:

“Her lawyer plays the prosecutor, grilling her.”

Apparently the sessions are: “gruelling.”

This really makes you wonder… what is Lori Loughlin going to do for publicity when this is over? When the chance of her going to prison doesn’t make her relevant anymore and her image as a sweet, bland woman has been shattered to reveal the privileged snob below–what will she do? How will she make the cover of People magazine so often? Think she’ll start selling Tummy Tea and makeup with Olivia Jade? Better start coming up with ideas, girl. You won’t be able to coast on a book about a month-long stint in low-security jail forever.

Pic: Wenn.com

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