RIP to true friendship. TMZ is reporting that we can all stop holding our breath: the verdict is in and it seems that former besties Jordyn Woods and Kylie Jenner just will not be able to make it work. Pour out a concealer which is way more tan than your actual shade in honor of Kylie’s loss.
The scandal Jordyn Woods found herself in the middle of with Tristan Thompson and Khloé Kardashian is just too much for Kylie and her to work through. Being a part of the (eventual) breakup of her sister’s relationship really dampened Kylie’s opinion of Jordyn, it seems. The ex-best friends “still aren’t talking much” and it seems that Kylie has “given up on making up and is moving on.”
Sources close to the friends are saying that they haven’t made “any real progress” in fixing their friendship and have been mostly not speaking to each other since Jordyn pulled the rug out from under Kris Jenner and appeared on Red Table Talk with Jada Pinkett Smith. Apparently the interview with much more famous people who were highly sympathetic to Jordyn, really pissed off Kylie. It didn’t make her think Tristan was trash–despite the ample evidence supporting this thesis–instead Kylie was “more steadfast than ever that Jordyn wronged Khloé.” Um, excuse me, Kris Jenner: you’re family doesn’t use the word steadfast. I’ll just assume TMZ handed her a Thesaurus to keep their sources sounding smart.
The sources also say that Jordyn still has things at Khateau Kylie, but Kylie is totally fine with Jordyn coming ASAP to pick up the rest of her lip kits so they can “officially go their separate ways.” They can still be amicable, but their days as best friends are officially over.
How sad. I’m sure Jordyn is crying herself to sleep over the loss of a friend… Or is she? Because since The Kardashians tried to ruin her life and throw her under the bus Jordyn has popped the fuck off, honey. According to Elle, Jordyn is being “flooded” with job offers. So it seems you can have a good career being friends with the devil family or you can have an even better one, not.
And if you live in the Calabasas area you’ve probably seen flyers up around your neighborhood saying “Black Friend Wanted: Willing to pay weekly.” No, it’s not leftover extremely late guerilla-marketing for Get Out, it’s just Kylie looking for a replacement.