Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Meghan’s Nurse Hat

March 11, 2019 / Posted by:

That Duchess Meghan just can’t help herself. She always has to take the opportunity to shove the fact that she’s doing Prince Hot Ginge full-time into the jealous, unlucky, stupid faces of us PHG-heads. Did she really have to use Commonwealth Day to show us the hat she wears while “playing nurse” with PHG in their bedroom. How cold!

Today is Commonwealth Day, and you might be thinking that’s the day when royals flaunt their wealth in front of the commoners, and you’d be right. But that’s every day. Commonwealth Day is a holiday to celebrate all the traitors to THE QUEEN (aka the former territories of the British Empire). Commonwealth Day services at Westminster Abbey in London today brought out Meghan, PHG, THE QUEEN, and a bunch of other royals nobody really cares about.

Meghan probably thought her hat was very “Jackie O,” but I’m getting “Paz de la Huerta in Nurse,” and honestly that’s a hotter look. PHG wore another boring suit from the Haus of YAWN. He should’ve joined Meghan in dressing like a nurse. But then again, maybe that wouldn’t have been such a good idea. Because I really don’t need to go to the ER with an exploding anus after mine explodes AGAIN while imaging Nurse Hot Ginge asking me if I want my temperature taken orally or anally.

Meanwhile, this is what Duchess Kate wore to Westminster Abbey today:

It looks like she’s got a giant unused condom on her head and she just finished walking in the Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead backyard fashion show. What I’m trying to say is that this is the hottest that Duchess Kate has ever looked!

Pics: Wenn.com

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