Contrary To What Her Estranged Half-Brother Said, Meghan Markle Does Help Her Dad Out With Bills, Apparently

This is brain-melting crazy, but it’s looking like Meghan Markle’s estranged half-brother (Side note: Meghan Markle’s Estranged Half-Brother is a great band name if you’re looking for one.) wasn’t totally burping up facts onto his handwritten open letter to Prince Hot Ginge via InTouch Weekly. Meghan’s EHB Thomas Markle Jr. claimed that she left their dad in debt and didn’t invite him to her wedding. But Meghan’s dad Thomas Markle is going to the wedding and is walking her down the aisle. And a source (probably shameless Meghan Markle using a burner phone she made a Corgi fetch her on the down-low) tells People that she does help pay her dad’s bills.

The source says that Meghan’s relationship with her dad hasn’t always been #1 Dad mugs and sunshine, but they’re fine now, and she has slid cash his way to pay his light bill or whatever.

“Meghan loves her dad. Like any father-daughter relationship, there have been ups and downs over the years. But they are in a good place now. She’s been supportive of him in every way, including financially. She has paid many of her father’s bills over the years.”

Many is not all. That may have worked when Meghan was making basic cable money, but now that she’s going to become a royal and the wife of a multi-multi millionaire, she better pay all his bills. I mean, does Meghan really want her dad to have to get coins by trying to look like he’s not posing for the paps? The paps just so happened to get pictures of Thomas Markle running errands in the town in Mexico he lives in. He went to the drugstore, he got fitted for a suit, and he went to the internet cafe where he just so happened to move the screen so that the paps could get a clear view of him looking up his future son-in-law.

Meghan Markle’s dad looking up Prince Harry at internet café is just so pure https://t.co/p0FNZOZXTl

— Metro (@MetroUK) May 10, 2018

If those pics weren’t staged and Thomas Markle was really looking up some info about PHG, he just needs to call me and I’ll tell him everything he needs to know:

Thomas Markle: You keep referring to Prince Harry as Prince Hot Ginge? Is that his official royal title?

Me: Yes! Only refer to him as Prince Hot Ginge when you’re in the presence of him or his family. Oh god, Daddy Tommy, you’re going to embarrass yourself. You need to take me with you. Go back to the tailor and tell them you need one of your pant legs made extra wide so you can smuggle me in.

Pic: Wenn.com