Shia LaDouche Keeps Finding Ways To Be A Total Asshole

January 2, 2014 / Posted by:

After popped testicle pimple Shia LaDouche got caught plagiarizing Daniel Clowes’ work for his short film, he plagiarized his fake apology from Yahoo! Answers. LaDouche should’ve stolen an idea from Barbie Breakout by sewing his mouth shut, but he kept on apologizing and kept on stealing his apologies from other apologies. LaDouche spent his New Year’s Eve filling Twitter with apology after apology, which he copy + pasted from Kanye West, some anti-abortion crazy, Tiger Woods, Shepherd Fairey, Mark Zuckerburg and Robert McNamara. And on New Year’s Day, LaDouche hired a skywriter to write the words “I Am Sorry Daniel Clowes” above parts of L.A. including Hollywood, Glendale and Studio. Daniel Clowes didn’t see it with his own eyes since he lives in the Bay Area. No word yet on who LaDouche stole the skywritten apology move from, but I wish that motherfucker took it a step further by hiring two more planes to write apologies for making Transformers and for tripling the scabies population in Southern California. (Actually, now that I think about it, LaDouche stole that skywriting move from the Wicked Witch who told Dorothy to surrender her ass.) Variety says that LaDouche hired Worldwide Sky Ads to write his latest douche scream for attention. LaDouche kept the shit-embedded fuckery coming by using Jay-Z’s words to tweet out another bullshit apology today:

Yes, we get it. Shia LaDouche is some kind of meta performance artist who purposefully stole Daniel Clowes’ work, so he could purposefully steal that Yahoo! Answers answer and keep stealing apologies from noted apologizers. It’s art, you not-knowing simpleton bitches! I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Shia shits out another STUNT QUEEN apology to Daniel Clowes by holding up a boombox, playing “In Your Eyes,” while standing outside of his house. 

Leave it to Shia LaDouche to make me appreciate the modesty and subtleness of the artistry of James Franco.

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