While the has-beens and lessers were at something called the MTV VMAsomethings in Brooklyn, the real stars were at InTouch Weekly’s Icons & Idols (read: the opposite of that) party held in the back room of Dallas BBQ on 2nd Avenue in the East Village. No, it was held in some club.
The pores on your face are probably hyperventilating and I’m sure your eyelids suddenly feel really heavy, like they’re holding up 40 pounds of tar-covered tarantulas. Jersey Shore whore Deena Cortese and her natural beauty have that effect on most. A shortage of Bonne Bell foundation was issued in the Tri-state area and that’s because Deena wore every last bottle on her face. Bitch looks like an overused foundation sponge that somehow mutated into a living thing. I kind of want to stick my finger in her 7 layers of foundation and see how far it goes.
She looks like a Danny DeVito wax figure at a really terrible wax museum that wasn’t really popular with visitors so it was re-purposed into a JLo wax figure.
With all that said, she’s really not wearing enough make-up and a dark lip liner really would’ve completed the look.
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Deena Cortese at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Deena Cortese at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Deena Cortese at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Sammi Sweetheart at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Sammi Sweetheart at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Renee Graziano at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Renee Graziano at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Big Ang at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Big Ang at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Backdoor Farrah at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Backdoor Farrah at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Backdoor Farrah at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Ramona Singer at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Ramona Singer at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Jenny McCarthy at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Jenny McCarthy at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Jenny McCarthy at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Jenny McCarthy at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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JWoww at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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JWoww at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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JWoww at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Nick Cannon at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Nick Cannon at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Nick Cannon at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Cuba Gooding Jr. at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Cuba Gooding Jr. at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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John Norris (why the hell are you there?!) at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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La Bruja’s daughter at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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La Bruja’s daughter at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Alexia from The Real Housewives of Miami at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Alexia from Real Housewives of Miami at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Jonathon Cheban and his beard at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Travie McCoy at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Travie McCoy at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Diem Brown at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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Diem Brown at In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS event at Finale in NYC on August 25, 2013
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