The Time Bubbles Gave Whitney Houston A Toe Job

August 30, 2011 / Posted by:

David Gest really needs to keep his bestiality fantasies involving Bubbles, Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson to himself, because the world doesn’t want to know the SUCIONESS that slithers around in the gutters of his imagination. Okay, maybe we do, because if he did keep that mess to himself we’d never have this hilariously creepy story about a chimp’s toe sucking fetish. This is what David Gest said during a Michael Jackson documentary that’s supposed to air in the UK this October:

“Whitney was having dinner with Michael at his Neverland home when she accidentally dropped her knife under the table. While Michael was retrieving it for her, Whitney felt her toes being sucked. She moaned, ‘Michael, is that you? Don’t stop. That’s so sensual’. Yet Michael’s head popped up and her toes were still being sucked. It turned out it was Bubbles.”

HAHAHAHA. David needs to show us the receipts or shut his second face, because this really reads like bad fan fiction. Like Whitney would ever use the word “sensual.” Bitch isn’t Courtney Stodden! Whitney would say something like “Ooooh, baby, suck the dirt out of that nail!” or “Get that jam like your tongue is peanut butter and we’re trying to swirl up some Goobers!” or “When you’re done there, baby, use that sweet suction cup mouth to suck out my doodie bubble, because I got a boatload with a stuck anchor.”

Wait. Maybe that’s why they call him BUBBLES?! Shit. Good. Night.

via The Mirror

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