Kim Kardashian Is Still Trying To Prove That Her Fat Ass Is Real

June 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Since Kim Kardashian’s only goal in life is to shove every part of her triple stuffed ass dumplings down the public’s throat, she put it under an X-ray machine yesterday and Khloe Kardashian posted the results on her blog with the note:

Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!

The words “real” and “Kim Kardashian” will never sit on the same side of the table, so Khloe Kardashian needs to stick her fibbin’ fingers up her culo and stop. Why are we still on the subject of Kim’s claim to fame? Besides, the X-ray of this trash heap heifer’s ass proves nothing. Yes, this X-ray could pass for a picture of a plastic bag full of curdled cum which would mean it truly is Kim’s ass. But I wiped my monitor, squinted my eyes and I still don’t see Kris Jenner’s head anywhere up in there. That is totally just a still of Khloe’s anal gland sac from her sex tape with Lamar. Take back your receipt, Kim!

Here’s Kim with her stylist, Gaga Michelle Williams, in NYC last night.

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