Drugging Me With His Eyes

March 13, 2009 / Posted by:

As expected, Howard K (is for Kreepy) Stern put his slimy claws into handcuffs and was arrested for “conspiring to furnish drugs” to Anna Nicole Smith. And here’s his glamour shot!

Last night I said that Howard K’s pictures always make me feel like I’ve just been molested, but this shit goes beyond that. That picture handed me a little dolly, took me to the corner and made me drink a funny-tasting milkshake while stroking my hair. That is a face only a back alley pharmacist could love.

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