Several weeks ago, Scarlett Johansson was reportedly seen at a Saturday Night Live after-party putting some mouth moves on Weekend Update’s Colin Jost. Last week E! News asked Colin if he had anything to say about the Scarlett rumors, to which he replied: “What?! No way. No, I’m good.” He also said he was “very happy” in his personal life. Colin didn’t want to talk about it, and that sort of made me think it could have just been a drunken party hookup. As it turns out, it might not be so casual.
Okay, so I have some good news and some bad news. Let’s start with the bad news first. The bad news is that latest film resting comfortably on the nostalgia lanai in your memory to get violently kicked off its wicker chair and forced into a remake is the 1984 film Splash. The good news is that this new Splash will be a gender-swapped remake starring dopey hunk Channing Tatum as Madison the Mermaid. Remakes usually give me a not-great feeling in the pit of my stomach, but not this time. A topless and constantly-wet Channing Tatum in a mermaid tail gawking around New York City for two hours? I am 100% on board for this.