Here I was thinking that there was no way in this life or the next that my dream of getting tag-teamed by Prince Hot Ginge, Idris Elba and Alexander Skarsgard on a bed of Double Doubles would ever come true, but it might! Because Kim Kartrashian actually told the truth about something and that means absolutely anything is possible!
As we all know by now, Kanye West’s song “Famous” has the lyric, “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex, I made that bitch famous,” in it. Kanye claimed that Taylor Swift gave him permission and her rep treated that claim like Kim’s ass and pissed all over it. Her rep said that Kanye never asked for Taylor’s permission:
“Kanye did not call for approval, but to ask Taylor to release his single ‘Famous’ on her Twitter account. She declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message. Taylor was never made aware of the actual lyric, ‘I made that bitch famous.’”
When that mess was brought up during Kim’s interview with GQ, she basically said that Taylor Swift’s name should really be Taylies Swift. Kim said that Taylor not only approved the lyrics, but loved them. Kim also said that the entire conversation was recorded. Taylor’s rep said that they did talk, but she never approved with him calling her “that bitch” because he never told her he was going to call her that.
“Taylor has never denied that conversation took place. It was on that phone call that Kanye West also asked her to release the song on her Twitter account, which she declined to do. Kanye West never told Taylor he was going to use the term ‘that bitch’ in referencing her. A song cannot be approved if it was never heard. Kanye West never played the song for Taylor Swift. Taylor heard it for the first time when everyone else did and was humiliated. Kim Kardashian’s claim that Taylor and her team were aware of being recorded is not true, and Taylor cannot understand why Kanye West, and now Kim Kardashian, will not just leave her alone.”
Well, tonight’s episode of the Ninth Circle’s #1 TV show, Kweefing Up the Kartrashians, featured Kim telling The Slow One that Taylor lied about it all. After that episode aired, Kim Snapchatted bits of Kanye and Taylor’s conversations. The streets of Kalabasas are now flooded with the panty pudding that Pimp Mama Kris squirted out over how much attention her koven is going to get this week.
It’s actually amazing that Kanye and Taylor were able to say words during this conversation because their mouths seemed to be attached to each other’s assholes. Kanye tells Taylor that he’s running the lyric by her because he gives a fuck about her as a “person” and a “friend.” Tay Tay responded with this:
“Yeah go with whatever line you think is better. It’s obviously very tongue in cheek either way….. I really appreciate you telling me about it, the heads up is so nice.”
Taylor also says that if she’s asked about Kanye’s song on the red carpet at the Grammys, she’s going to say that the joke’s on them because she talked about it with Kanye. But that’s not what she did at the Grammys. Here’s the first part:
And the second:
Part 2 – video that Kim posted of Kanye and Taylor talking on the phone pic.twitter.com/ZoObPrLSGY
— partylikeits2007 (@partylikeits07) July 18, 2016
Oooooh, Taylor’s squad is soooo going to toilet paper and egg that bitch’s house tonight. Taylor’s squad will probably even pour Rice Krispies on Kim’s lawn and put a banana in the exhaust pipe of one of her cars. They mean business! And if that video isn’t fake and wasn’t shot using a Taylor Swift voice impersonator (look at me sounding like a Swifty), then Taylor Swift achieved the impossible. She actually made herself look more fake than Kim and Kanye. That’s a true achievement!
UPDATE: Aaaand Taylor wasted no time and has already hit back after getting kaught!
“Character assassination.” I see that thespian Tom Hiddleston helped Taylor co-write that hilarious response. I honestly didn’t expect Taylor to respond this quick. I figured that her response would come in the form of paparazzi pictures of her and her new husband Tom Hiddleston Swift serving Kanye West with a lawsuit for recording her “without her knowledge.”