We all know that Kylie Jenner’s thing is being a future high school dropout and current filler enthusiast who spends her days tearing around Calabasas in trampy gutter skank couture with her 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga and getting “high as fuck“, and I always assumed Kris Jenner was a-ok with that because, really, what else is a 17-year-old reality show millionaire and aspiring fame whore supposed to do?
However, People says Pimp Mama Kris and her family of drowsy-faced moneymakers are worried about the youngest earner at the Kardashian Khompound. According to a “friend” of Kylie’s, Satan’s Best™ don’t think she’s Lohan-levels of messy just yet, but “a few are worried” that Tyga and his friends might turn her that way.
“A lot of Tyga’s friends are enablers. That makes her mom the most nervous. She doesn’t want Kylie getting off track.”
“A lot of Tyga’s friends are enablers.” Well no shit, Captain Obvious – friends don’t let friends go by a name as busted as Tyga.
But I think we probably all have the same response to this. All together now: DUH! Well, at least in regards to the ‘hanging around with the wrong crowd’ part; I’m actually a little shocked about that ‘family being concerned’ part. Who knew the Kardashians kared about anything besides Botox, selfies, money, Botox, and money? Now that I think of it, that’s probably why PMK is so worried about who Kylie is hanging out with; you can’t click-clack make that money if you’re too busy babysitting your boyfriend’s kid!
Speaking of said kid, TMZ says Tyga is hissing back at Blac Chyna’s attempt to get full custody of their son. “Sources” say Tyga knows it has nothing to do with King Cairo starting preschool and everything to do with Blac Chyna being a jealous that he chose to be with Kylie Jenner. He also thinks he’s the better parent because, according to Tyga, Blac Chyna cares more about whoring it up at the club every night than looking after their son.
I feel like that alone should be enough to convince Kylie that she’s rolling with some next-level life shame. Nothing says look at your life, look at your choices like finding yourself in the middle of a messy custody fight between the Dollar General version of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose.