But wait, I thought Madonna thinks that she’s the black Madonna, which is why she thinks it’s cool to throw around “#disnigga.”
While sitting on a chaise covered with the skin of Giorgio Armani, Madge talked to the NYDN to pimp out Rebel Heart. Madge talked about showing her seasoned ass cheeks at the Grammys and said that she works really hard for that ass and that she’ll show her ass if she wants to. She likes to kick, stretch, kick and show her ass. She’s FIFTY…six. Madge also let Lady CaCa, RiRi and those other pop hos know that they’re not next in line for the Queen of Pop crown. That crown is going to go to Kanye West, because Madge thinks he’s the black Madonna. I know it’s Sunday and you’re probably all out of energy and cannot bust out another eye roll, but this little dingle may force you to do the eyeball roll just one more time.
“Kanye is the new Madonna,” she tells the Daily News. “Kanye is the black Madonna.”
Madonna says she and Kanye have talked about their shared flair for pushing people’s buttons. “We know, and recognize, that we have that in common,” she says. “We’re comrades in the envelope-pushing genre.”
Never mind that the only button Madge has been pushing lately is the one marked “eye roll inducer,” she’s kind of right about Kanye and her being cut from the same cloth. I mean, both of them live in an out-of-touch fart bubble of delusion and their heads are currently taking up permanent residency up their asses. So yeah, they’re kind of the same. But Kanye isn’t going to like being called the black Madonna. To Kanye, Kanye isn’t the black Madonna. Madonna is the white Kanye, just like Jesus is the Jewish Kanye and the Sun is the star Kanye and the moon is the satellite Kanye and God is the cloud Kanye!!
And here’s the black Madonna with his dress-up Real Doll (and my daily dose of HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA) in Paris yesterday.
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