Oh Madge, You So Hip, Current And Edgy
File this under: This is not shocking to everyone who remembers when the bitch. who must’ve forgotten that she got her ass beat by Sean Penn, said that nobody has disrespected her more than the black men she’s dated. And cross-file it under: This is what happens when Madge doesn’t get attention for 48 hours.
Because Madge is continuing to gracefully age with dignity, she threw up a messy hashtag you’d expect Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber to throw up when she posted a picture of her 13-year-old son on Instagram. #disbitch Then afterward, she took a swig of Sizzurp and adjusted her grillz. When people kept calling her out, she finally hit the delete button and had a message for the “haters” who told her that her hash tag was racist.
In Madge’s defense, she did fuck Black Jesus in her video Like A Prayer and she fucked Dennis Rodman a few times, so she TOTALLY gets a pass. And if Madge keeps this mess up, she’s going to be the white version of this in a few months:
And somewhere, Paula Deen is doing herself with two sticks of butter while watching the shit storm coming toward Madge.