Guess What This Amanda Bynes Story Is About?
When you see Amanda Bynes' face in the top picture of a post, you know the story is about one of four things:
1. Bitch got in a car accident.
2. Bitch got in a car accident.
3. Bitch got in a car accident.
4. Bitch didn't get in a car accident.
The answer should be #4, because the only time Amanda Bynes should be in the news is when she hasn't punched a car with her car. But the answer is not #4, because Bumper Car Mandy has struck again! Only this time, it's not really her fault...completely. TMZ says that around 8pm last night in the San Fernando Valley, another car bumper fucked Mandy's car. The driver who rear-ended Amanda blames it all on her. The other driver says that Mandy caused the crash by busting out some "reckless maneuver" with her car.
The other driver is technically at fault, right? But given Amanda's hiss tore ee, I believe the other driver.
At this point, I'm beginning to think that either Amanda is into the same fetish those dirty whores in Crash (the Cronenberg movie and not the one starring Tony Danza) were into or she's trying to jump start her broken car bumper of a career by getting a spot on America's Worst Driver. Or simply, she's just a dumbass who can't drive.
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She's The Man wasn't a horrible film as far as pointless comedies go. She was kind of charming in it, and showed *some* potential to carry a film on her own, because she carried Channing Tatum's dead weight throughout.
Loopy, bangin' ladyboys in Thailand happens ALL THE TIME... and IT IS NOT funny! hahahahah
And, I'd have thought Manda would have DONE Channing NOT the other way around! That bitch would totally ask her for it... ;)
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Exactly what sort of ""reckless maneuver" did Manda pull, though? Did she back up? LIAR ALERT!
HAHAH I liked Crash (the Cronenberg movie), what dirty whores, that shit was deep! ololol
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She is a troll.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:45pm.
i'm so glad you remember the blind! i think it was BG
did not think of Bynes at the time bec the blind came out before her first crash. ruled out Lovato bec BG was all over her ass about being in denial and writing her open letters to stop bullshitting bec she was at risk of imminent death. BG went hard on Lovato weeks in a row. and she went to rehab.
similar re: demi -- the blind suggested this person was not yet making an ass of herself. i think demi's ass was already well out and hanging in the wind by then...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:55pm.
hahaha i dont judge :P but my version is totally 10x better.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:53pm.
Jeah, I knew that, because I would have enjoyed that story line more than the real one from She's the Man (don't judge, I watched it on HBO on one of those zero sleep nights).
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:41pm.
ive heard that amanda bynes will just about fuck any guy with a pulse.
so she probably fucked stockard channing carol brady tatum when they did that movie where she plays a guy and he does her up the ass cuz he thinks she is a he, and they were having gay sex but in fact she wasnt a he but was a she. FUNNY HAH! its like a reverse of a guy finding out he banged a ladyboy in thailand.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I must have missed that one.
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okaay i must admit, that wasnt the storyline of the movie....lol.....obviously, but you knew that...lol right?
i was soo bored shitless watching this movie cuz ladies dragged me along cuz they wanted to see stockard channing, i totally invented a new story as i watching it.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:45pm.
well she is trying sooo fucking hard to be in the papers and upstaged hohan.
hohan is reading the daily antics and saying "bitch please i did that when i was 16"
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:45pm.
I always thought that was Demi Lovato or Demi Moore. I'm terrible at blinds, but I never thought of Bynes. You might just have something there.
Submitted by Vkn198: "Isn't she that trick who got plunged by that fat ugly child molester who made those Nikelodeon shows?"
Oh my god. Well she wouldnt be the only one.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:28pm.
*sings* desperadooooooo
stop it amanda, you are just embarrassing your try hard ass.
"your try hard ass." i swear there was a blind a couple of months ago stating that a young actress once viewed as a future star had backslid out of public view, and she PLANNED to comeback by, in essence, out-Lohaning Lohan, then doing a fake breakdown and going to treatment, and then getting mo' famous thru the story of her "recovery and second chance at her career and life." i'm too lazy to look for the blind, but imo it's this bitch here...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:41pm.
ive heard that amanda bynes will just about fuck any guy with a pulse.
so she probably fucked stockard channing carol brady tatum when they did that movie where she plays a guy and he does her up the ass cuz he thinks she is a he, and they were having gay sex but in fact she wasnt a he but was a she. FUNNY HAH! its like a reverse of a guy finding out he banged a ladyboy in thailand.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I must have missed that one.
Clearly, her "retirement" isn't working out all that well for her. SMH.
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ive heard that amanda bynes will just about fuck any guy with a pulse.
so she probably fucked stockard channing carol brady tatum when they did that movie where she plays a guy and he does her up the ass cuz he thinks she is a he, and they were having gay sex but in fact she wasnt a he but was a she. FUNNY HAH! its like a reverse of a guy finding out he banged a ladyboy in thailand.
Haha!! Great title MK.
The pics I have seen of this chick lately....well, she looks to be on pills or something, not just the sauce.
*sings* desperadooooooo
stop it amanda, you are just embarrassing your try hard ass.
here is a tip, use whatever fame you have left, find a hot guy who wants to be remotely famous, and FUCKING RIDE THAT DICK till your pussy farts.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:08pm.
I think it was last week we were talking about Dlisted language creeping into our everyday life and others not understanding us. Yesterday I said to my husband that a girl we know was a "jelli hater" and he looked at me like I was crazy. He said, "Like Smuckers?" I filed for divorce.
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Bahaha!
Sometimes when I'm at home reading Dlisted, my husband will read over my shoulder.
He saw the phrase "no no hole" in an article about Anderson Cooper and thought that was hilarious. Now the two of us casually sprinkle it into our conversations.
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In other news, water is wet.
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loving on the black cock has fucked up amanda's driving sensibilities...
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Submitted by cmc311 on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:51am.
This girl always photographs completely weird. She looks nothing like the way she does in the movies...she's not photogenic at all.
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Really? I've never seen her in movies, but she looks very plain in pictures.
Submitted by Vkn1981 on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:57pm.
Pretty sure you are talking about Jamie Lynn Spears but who knows I am sure they all were preyed upon.
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Submitted by Vkn1981 on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:57pm.
Isn't she that trick who got plunged by that fat
ugly child molester who made those Nikelodeon shows?
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You are REALLY going to have to be more specific.
ETA: And if there's a more depressing sentence to type on the D, I have't found it.
Isn't she that trick who got plunged by that fat ugly child molester who made those Nikelodeon shows?
omg she isnt even that famous for elton john to sing a song about her if she dies in a tunnel.
It's a consoling thought that somewhere in this world there is a blonde who is an even worse driver than me. Until now, I didn't even think that was possible.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Here's the first result I found (of many similar) on Yahoo Search:
"For determination of rear end collision fault California residents must rely on the facts of the accident. While the driver who rear ends another vehicle is often held responsible because it is determined there was not enough distance between the two cars, there can be circumstances where the other driver is held to be at fault.
There is no presumption of liability in California when one car rear ends another, though the driver who rear ends a car is almost always initially blamed. But you can defend yourself against a claim if you can prove that you had no control over the situation and were exercising due care as a driver.
For example, if you were safely following another auto leaving plenty of stopping room, but someone veers into your lane and slams on their brakes making it impossible for you to stop in time, you may not be held responsible. There are laws against making reckless or unsafe lane changes.
In another example, you are fully stopped in a line of traffic and someone who is speeding rear ends you and pushes your car into the car in front of you. If you can prove you were fully stopped then you are not held responsible for the accident."
http://www.accidentattorneys.com/resources/accidents/car-accidents/rear-...
PSL - did they find the jewelery in her house?
I guess you have to hit and kill a child like Rebecca Gayheart did to have any of this be a big deal.
Sarah Smile
Psl...shocker!!
Weezy...lmao!!!!
Chipmunks accidently drown in my koi pond all the time. Maybe some day I'll wake up and find this chipmunk in there too.
I've always thought she had a weird ducky lookin face. I think a lot of people think she looks weird or we'd see her in something other than mug shots.
Blowhan has NO IDEA how that jewelry got in her house....she'd NEVER steal. And she DOESN'T lie.
(they have not found anything yet)
remember?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:00pm.
In other news, the other fuck up (Blowhan) slept over someone's house, and some jewelry went missing. what a surprise!
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lol, if the two guys are smart, they'll finger her (morning visual for y'all) as an accomplice or an accessory. Who WOULDN'T believe them?
PSL - Blohan associating with shady characters? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I think it was last week we were talking about Dlisted language creeping into our everyday life and others not understanding us. Yesterday I said to my husband that a girl we know was a "jelli hater" and he looked at me like I was crazy. He said, "Like Smuckers?" I filed for divorce.
Bossy - in California no matter what the situation, if you rear end someone, it's your fault.
In other news, the other fuck up (Blowhan) slept over someone's house, and some jewelry went missing. what a surprise!
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
duh Duh derrrrrr uhh DUHH derr duh duhduhduh DUHHHHHH
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
This girl always photographs completely weird. She looks nothing like the way she does in the movies...she's not photogenic at all.
Submitted by dick marin on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:42am.
She looks like one of those blow up dolls
hehehe I think she looks like a growed up version of Alex P. Keaton's little sis Jennifer.. sha la la la..
She looks kinda hot here. Sort of a latter-day barely legal porn star thing goin' on.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
She looks like one of those blow up dolls with the mouth that's always ready,,,,or maybe she's doing a Mary Kate Olsen impression,,,can you say Prune????
The America's Worst Driver link doesn't work, but I'm really hoping it's Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU6dRAqLAho
She probably stopped in the middle of the street to text someone.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:25am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:24am.
No. She's got perky tits, no freckles on her snatch and no festering lesions on her inner thighs.......yet.
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SOME OF US ARE EATING HERE!!
There goes dinner.
Did you a favour....you put down your fork. Thank me later. OINK. :)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:24am.
No. She's got perky tits, no freckles on her snatch and no festering lesions on her inner thighs.......yet.
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SOME OF US ARE EATING HERE!!
There goes dinner.
Her life has gone downhill every since she started bangin black dudes.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:22am.
Is she worse than Lindsay?
No. She's got perky tits, no freckles on her snatch and no festering lesions on her inner thighs.......yet.