Madge's Still Got It!
Note to you: Now you know that the only way to protect your brown-skinned baby boy from the claws of Madge is to line his crib with hydrangeas. Some vampires hate crucifixes, Madge hisses at hydrangeas.
During a press conference last week at the Venice Film Festival for the latest cinematic shit dingle that Madge has squirted out, a reporter type handed her a hydrangea since he knew very well that you're supposed to bring some kind of offering to the vampire queen and he couldn't get a hold of a basket of baby veins at the last minute. Being the refined English lady of the manor that she is, Madge graciously accepted the flowers with a fraudulent smile and when he turned away, she did the bitch squint with her eyes and then said to the ho sitting next to her, "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn't know."
HA.
It should warm your cunt gene to see that Madge's oh-so-subtle bitchiness gets better with age. On the other hand, it should eat the edges of your nerves to see that Madge still talks like she's Maggie fucking Smith in Downton Abbey. Bitch, you've had too much Paltrow in your life.
And right after Madge's cold zombie hands let go of the hydrangea, it turned into death dust and was carried up into the lungs of the reporter by the airs of self-importance that she regularly queefs out. His last words were, "And I was going to give that cunt a good review."
Here's the hydrangea hater and her child army going through Heathrow Airport yesterday
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She just didn't want attention taken away from her Venus Fly Snatch.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by BUST-A-NUT on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 9:43pm.
1. This is not news.
2. Someone like Madonna has someone coming up to her and wanting something -- attention, validation, their moment, what have you -- nearly every waking moment. Imagine that. Some days I'm bitchy if I even have to answer the phone once.
3. If this were Lady Caca, 80% of the people complaining about this would be praising it as performance art brilliance.
No one wanted anything but for her to accept their damn gift, and she couldn't even do that with a little bit of class and gratefulness. Also, you might want to read the comments next time a Gaga post comes up, because most of the people can't fucking stand her ass.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
1. This is not news.
2. Someone like Madonna has someone coming up to her and wanting something -- attention, validation, their moment, what have you -- nearly every waking moment. Imagine that. Some days I'm bitchy if I even have to answer the phone once.
3. If this were Lady Caca, 80% of the people complaining about this would be praising it as performance art brilliance.
Does it really mean anything when she says it in her fake accent?
"She's what she's always been: an unschooled, ill-mannered woman who became famous due to relentless self-marketing (the Kim Kardashian of her day)"
Yeah, you're right. One thing I've always believed is that Madonna has talent- I've always loved her singing. But I think you hit the nail on the head.
Yeah, Madonna's being herself, and what she is is a person with no manners and no discretion. What does anyone expect, though? This is a woman who, at what - 56? 57? - still works out every single day for about 5 hours, has had extensive work done on her face, and strains constantly to remain the "idol" she's convinced she is.
I once watched her eat a plate of grilled vegetables from her fingers in a very nice restaurant. She's what she's always been: an unschooled, ill-mannered woman who became famous due to relentless self-marketing (the Kim Kardashian of her day), and who now pretends to have breeding and education (hence the fake British accent) but is still just a slob from Detroit.
I still prefer Madonna's cuntiness to Gaga's crappiness all day every day
I hate daffodils.
And do you "absolutely Ab-whore" fake British accents as wel?, because I do.
I sat behind her once at a play (apla fundraiser) in L.A. and she was pretty bitchy. I admit I pee'd a little with the seating arrangement but still... An obvious drag "artiste" approached her in the lobby and gushed about a favorite video and madge just looked the other way and said "not my favorite" and walked away to her waiting car.
i wonder what she will do next to stay relevant?
maybe release a single with justin bieber and they both perform at music awards and she pulls her faux lesbian kiss stunt with bieber.
You're soaking in it!
Submitted by jackie on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 8:21am.
LOL lets do a fundraiser on dlisted and send this bitch 1 hydrangea a day for the rest of her life!!! FUCK YEH.
besides being a rude twat after someone makes a nice gesture to give her a flower, she has the audacity to say "obviously he doesn't know"
vadge obviously things everybody follows her religiously and her shit doesnt stink and smells like hydrangea.
Well vadge listen up, first lift your head up from Lourdes's boyfriend's crotch (you guys know she will do that), now ill only say it once, fuck off.
Who is this guy handing her the flower he just picked from his garden? One of Ina Garten's gays?
Memo to Madonna ~ sunrise is coming. Time for you to crawl back into your coffin.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 8:26am.
Memo to Madonna ~ sunrise is coming. Time for you to crawl back into your coffin.
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LOL LOL LOL. I didn't think she actually dwelled in a coffin. I thought her job was to mind the crypt.
While I am a 100% fan of Madonna's brand of cuntiness, I do think the comment came out saltier than perhaps she intended. I might be giving her the benefit of the doubt with that, but who knows. Either way, she should know better than to be so reckless in front of a mic.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
If anyone ever has a chance to meet her please get a dozen of those flowers for her lmao.
Wow what a bitch. Of course he didn't know that. No one fuckin knows that until now. These celebrities I swear, please join us back on earth please.
Submitted by KA on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by KillBilly on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 8:32pm.
She hates the flowers and she expressed how she felt, what's the freaking deal?
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Thanks, KA--I meant to add something to this effect last night. Well said. LOL
"Madge still talks like she's Maggie fucking Smith in Downton Abbey. "
I just watched that this weekend. Maggie is still Queen Bitch. Can't wait for the next season.
Oh and Vadge: You are a legend in your own mind and I don't doubt any of the nasty that was said about you in your brother's book.
Learn some manners you nasty cunt. Perfect example of money not buying class.
Is there nothing we can do to remind this nasty cunt that she grew up in Detroit?!! I figured the whole Lady of the Fucking Manor thing was just another one of her acts and she would have shit-canned that ridiculous accent after a few months, but obviously having her asshole licked by everybody in England has flipped a switch in her little brain and she must actually believe she's really...important!!!
Eat Whale Blubber
no amount of money will burn the tacky and bitchiness out of madonna...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
OMG! I fucking hate hydrangeas too! What kind of asshole gives someone hydrangeas! PUKE!
I really enjoyed her puppet cheek bones. She reminds me of "Madame" from Solid Gold.
should have given her a freshly cracked bunch of Skunk Cabbage(Symplocarpus foetidus, for those unfamiliar)... it would have been more fitting.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Didn't Goop recently go on about how she loves naturalastic flower displays of flowers like hydrangeas? I would love to have been a fly on the wall when the shit went down between those two.
I would laugh if he just cut a random piece off some plant and gave it to her.
Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 11:10pm.
The guy who gave them to her could have certainly caught her eye roll as could have the rest of the audience (and her comment, too).
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She's not exactly one for discretion. She lost the Whitney Houston's role in The Bodyguard because she dissed Kevin Costner in "Truth or Dare." I hate Kevin Costner though, so I understand the temptation.
Her stock in trade bitch mouth used to be attention-getting and marketable for her own ends but now that she is evidently senile she may want to shove a hard dick into it and leave it there.
Dreadful manners coupled with an affected hoity toity accent. When will people finally stop paying attention to this talentless hypocrite?
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 1:09pm.
She's a "nasty witch" just like Michael Jackson said... Loathesome cunt.
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Yeah, and that tribute she gave Michael Jackson on MTV a fews years back when he died was so fake. You could tell that they didn't really hang out, and that she really didn't have anything to say. And Janet couldn't stand her ass from some shit way back, right? I think Madonna might have said something bitchy about Michael, I can't remember.
Anyway, there are some flowers that I don't care for either, but I was raised better, or rather, I'm not surrounded by children with no rights and people dependent on my payroll to get away with saying something so rude to the giver within earshot on a public dais.
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On the MTV tribute, Madonna talks about how well they got along when they went out to dinner together before they went to the Oscars together in like 1989.I will give her credit that she defended him during the trial, but Michael did say (in a private interview that I'm sure he didn't want the public to know about) that all she talked about during their time together was that she likes getting spanked and her extensive collection of erotic literature. What really pissed him off is that some fans approached them for autographs and she was a nasty cunt to them. Say what you will about Michael, but he always treated his fans fucking wonderfully and was always so grateful and humble no matter what.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 11:34pm.
Yes I know! when she is caught off guard or has to go on the offensive, all the hundreds of hours watching My Fair Lady and training to say "How no brown cow, the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain" goes out the window.
I keep quoting My Fair Lady cuz i love that movie... lol
i would respect her more if she said "shit i havent had a root in days, baby brahim bring me yo dick, i need a smoke"
Thanks Bjork.
That accent is an also NO. Fuck, speak like yourself. It's English, they have their accents, we have our own, you'll be understood. I'd have much more respect for her if she did ''keep it real'' on that level.
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@xolani
That sounds good to me. May I inquire where you're from?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
but why this hideous flower?, there are so many out there. Where i come from its actually rude to give random gifts as they might be offensive.
When in doubt we are taught to just give compliments.
To keep the common folk from offering her all sorts of ghastly things she should do a Fishy by publicizing her list of all time favorites. After nearly 30 years in showbizz one would expect our Lady of the Manor to know that people can be so rudely ignorant as to offer you HYDRANGEAS. The mere thought of having to accept these atrocities makes me sick to my stomach. Have people no sense of compassion or humanity left?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Good luck to your sister, Jana. I hope that she continues to get the help and support that she needs from medical professionals and her family.
And loopygorilla, my sentiments exactly. Ever notice in interviews when Madonna is caught off guard or gets really defensive, and she reverts back to her old, Detroit twang?
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 11:15pm.
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I see your point. She thinks she's untouchable; acts and says whatever she feels like at any given moment. Sometimes it's better to just think it and not say it, obviously she thinks she's above that.
Btw, Bjork, my sister was admitted into a psychiatric ward 2 weeks ago and they're keeping her for at least another month. I visit her when I can.
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"I absolutely loathe hydrangeas" Ohh Jolly good, Is that so Louise Veronica Ciccone... YOU WERE BORN IN Bay City Michigan you idiot whore, not buckingham palace.
How now brown cow, the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain. Stop watching repeats of My Fair Lady, you dumb cunt hag.
Firstly, seriously what the fuck! bitch you are not British, just cuz Guy Richie didn't pull out afew a couple of times doesn't make you British.
Secondly, it was a nice gesture you fucking dumb whore, next time i hope somebody hands her a bag of dog shit.
Thirdly, Vadge is a fucking hypocrit or doesn't know what she wants. On one side she think she is a classy English Rose who is a Pulitzer award winning author who drinks Lady Grey Tea whilst sitting in the greenhouse for afternoon tea, sucking on a cucumber dildo sandwich and scones with jam and Baby Brahim's cream.
On the other side she sluts it up at the awards shows and dry hump nee-yo, justin timberlake or whatever is current at the moment (maybe bieber and Vadge can do that lesbian kiss she did with brit brit and xtina for 2011) so she can be in the "in" crowd.
And on another side, she tries to compete with her daughter and stay young by fucking guys her daughters age, soon when her son Rocco is older and brings his friends over, Vadge will probably fuck those guys too.
I don't hate a slut for being a slut, fuck go for it! but don't pretend to be a British demure classy english lady rose who fancies abit of dark skin tallywhacker.
Leave that to Jodie marsh, twapcha? owww wondaful!
..then again, as much as I like Madonna saying, ''he obviously doesn't know that'' is pretty arrogant, pretentious and narcissistic. Bitch, NO. Most people don't know your preferences in plants, would you prefer they did? The world doesn't revolve around you, step it down a notch.
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Submitted by Jana on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 11:09pm.
In her defense she took the flower graciously, it's not like she snubbed him to his face. Don't act as if you've never feigned gratitude for a present from your memaw's or otherwise that you felt differently about. She didn't know that would be caught on tape.
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Of course she didn't know that she would be caught on tape. It's not like she's at a press conference promoting her film and she's surrounded by microphones, cameras, and journalists. How could she know that she might get caught on tape whispering sotto voce that she "loathes" that plant, and saying it less than a minute after the giver walked away? How could she know that what she said and did could be recorded? I mean, who cares what she says, she's just a li'l ole iconic multimillionaire who made a movie that's being shown at the Venice Film Festival. I know what you mean, cut Madonna a break. She's just being herself, keeping it real.
The guy who gave them to her could have certainly caught her eye roll as could have the rest of the audience (and her comment, too).
So it's not just the sheer bitchiness of it, it's also the possible hurt feelings and embarrassment for the person who was thoughtful enough to give them. Not nice.
In her defense she took the flower graciously, it's not like she snubbed him to his face. Don't act as if you've never feigned gratitude for a present from your memaw's or otherwise that you felt differently about. She didn't know that would be caught on tape.
That being said, he should have gone with a simple rose. Most love roses.
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True - at times in my life I've said cuttings things about gifts but then I've felt bad about doing so (especially if I got caught!) because my parents raised me to know that it's incredibly rude to act like an entitled little prick.
So, to you posters who suggest that we're hypocrites for dissing Madge, no, I'd diss ANYONE - including myself - for this sort of display of terrible manners. If I'd be ashamed of myself for behaving like this, I can damn well be ashamed of multi-gazillionaire behaving like this.
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 10:33pm.
Hey, happens to all of us. I happen to love Lady GaGa. And there's someone on here with the avie dreamyaguilera or something like that.
If it's any consolation, I haven't completely deleted Madge from my ipod, I still think she's pretty, and... Well, let's leave it at that.
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 10:12pm.
"I guess my point is she was being herself."
There is nothing wrong with being yourself, just as long as it is not offensive to others. I know of no society where bad manners are appreciated. As for dlisted members hiding behind their online personas, even though the freedom of speech is seemingly endless here, there have been several instances where people crossed a virtual line and were hold accountable for that fact.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Sheesh I get it you all hate Madonna
* walks away sulking *
Alright ok I'll stand alone on team Material Girl, but only because of Vouge and Get into the Groove oh yeah and Live to tell...
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Seriously though I kind of found the vid funny, along with the passionate disdain towards M in all of the comments ( and almost equal ove of hydrangeas) all made me laugh!
Madonna personifies everything that is unlikeable about women. It's just a fucking plant cunt!