Are These Two Going To Make A Habit Out Of This?
All the goo goo ga ga-ing gossip amongst Beliebers around the diaper genie this morning was about Bieber Degeneres kissing on Selena de Rossi right after he beat out Kanye West for the most talented singing infant award at last night's BMAs. This is not the first time that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez touched mouths in front of a camera! And this time they did it in front of his mother while Selena wore a low-budget version of Demi Moore's ho dress from Indecent Proposal! Maybe I grew up in a prude bubble, but when I was 17 I barely touched my boyfriend's hand in front of my mom. This is not how your mother is supposed to find out that your raging hormones have officially taken over.
She's supposed to find out when she walks by his bedroom door and hears the frightening sounds of slurping and the murmurs of such sweet nothings like, "No, I think it goes in that one." Then she's supposed to run to her bathroom and collapse in tears on her shaggy bath mat over realizing that the innocent baby who came out of her vagina is now cumming in his girlfriend's vaginaaaaaaah! After the rage burns off her tears, she grabs a bottle of Windex, picks the lock on her son's bedroom door with a wire hanger and sprays both of them while covering her eyes and screaming about how she doesn't want to be a young grandma! As his little girlfriend runs out of the house half-nekkid, mom lets him know that they aren't allowed to see each other again or she'll delete his Black Ops game and he'll have to start all over again.
That's how it's supposed to go. How dare Justin Bieber rob his mother of such an important moment!
Besides Justin's mom, here's who witnessed young gross love in action last night: Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Fergie, Ke$ha, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!, Joe Jonas, Pedolena Gomez and Bieber with a golden dildo.
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Ke$ha would make a great linebacker. Nicki Minaj tries too hard.
Correction: Janet tied the guy to a board, which then rotated so that he was laying flat on his back. She then straddled him and kind of dry-humped him while she sung that song that goes "I'm gonna kiss you, lick you, ride you, fuck you, make you cum too..." (or whatever the actual lyrics are).
It was pretty hot. She almost gave the poor bastard an asthma attack.
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:32pm
I wouldn't be impressed by someone that spit shit showers either. . .not sure how that's related to what I said. . .
I did take a look at the Youtube link. So she gave a fan a lap dance during her performance. . . that's not really related to my assertion of her lyrical abilities. Besides, I recall seeing Janet Jackson performing in Hawaii, and she pulled an audience member out, tied him to a chair, and gave him a lap dance (unsurprisingly, Britney copied this act into her televised Vegas show a few years later).
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:23pm
Look, I hear you. Who didn't admire Queen Latifah, Salt-N-Pepper, MC Lyte, Monie Love? But if you asked anyone today about those rappers, the average person never heard of MC Lyte or Monie Love, and they know Latifah for her acting. The only memorable act is Salt-N-Pepa, and I believe that's because they figured out how to talk about sex (no pun intended) in their music, but in a way that didn't undermine a woman's own sexuality by making it secondary to a man's.
Btw, if you ask me, the only one of the aforementioned ladies who can fuck with Nicki lyrically is Monie Love.
Last Bieber thumbnail: *PUNCH*
Why is Hillary Swank kissing that girl?
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:13pm.
I can't believe it. Did Bieber finally hit puberty? He's starting to look male.
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Been to the optometrist lately?
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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:53pm.
Kesha = body by Sponge Bob.
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LOL, my first thought when I saw her was "she's square." Never really looked at her before. An unattractive square, too.
LMAO!!!
I can't believe it. Did Bieber finally hit puberty? He's starting to look male.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
I used to think this little girl just had a huge head, now I see she's actually cute. Good for her.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:28pm.
"Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:32pm.
I have GOT to give this comment two thumbs DOWN.
Nicki Minaj is crazy hot. And she can spit (for you old-timers, that means she has excellent delivery lyrically).
Best of all, she is one of the few female rappers who is obviously sexy but doesn't exclusively rap about how much she loves to suck dick and/or fuck for money (side-eyeing Trina and Lil Kim)."
Overrated.
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Ditto. This old-timer took her daughter on a tour of REAL female rappers and it took her but one or two rhymes to see how out of her league Nicki could be if it wasn't for that pink hair.
And I LIKE Nicki no less.
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws
(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Look at Beiber in that first damn thumbnail. What the fuck is he?? Nine?? And don't put him in a pic in between two hos that could be his aunts. My god he is such a fetus teen. And that fucking hair. BEIBER, STOP!! He reminds me of Miley and co; just pushing the limits while just out of diapers. I'm ill at this. They condone child touching. *vomits*
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Sonny: "Now that I've fulfilled my purpose, I don't know what to do." Det. Spooner: "...you'll have to find your way like the rest of us, Sonny...Dr. Lanning would've wanted that...That's what it means to be free." -I,Robot (2004) (novel by Asimov)
Ewwwwwww. That's what I say to myself every time I see Bieber and what's-her-name together. And a kiss? Yuck, it makes me shiver with repulsion.
part of beiber's appeal is that he is not an artificial product of the disney machine. what a disappointment to see him get co-opted by this selena nonsense! disney can't seem to resist giving even a straight kid a beard.
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:53pm.
Kesha = body by Sponge Bob.
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LOL, my first thought when I saw her was "she's square." Never really looked at her before. An unattractive square, too.
Kesha is so funny; God I love her/him.
Kesha = body by Sponge Bob.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Submitted by Mr. Mercury:
BMA = Bogus Music Awards. These "winners" are nothing but assembly line puppets built by corporations to take your money.
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In total agreement. Plus, they didn't even spring for a proper event center with plush bolted down seats. Instead all these twits sat in Wrassel-mania forehead bashin' chairs. HA!
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Did Bieber get his wardrobe from a Sha Na Na garage sale?
Niki Minaj spits shit showers. NOT impressed.
Is this what you call talent?
http://youtu.be/feF6TwE7B9I
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
this were the worst 3 hrs of my life well whenever an award ceremony comes out those are the worst hrs i spend in my life bah jeezzuz
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
PLEASE Somebody introduce him to a hot young guy so he can experience what he really wants. He's only using her because its the only sx he can get right now. Take him out of his misery and let him lock lips with a hunky high school jock!
I remember some ho on here once saying that Kesha is built like a garbage can. YES. She is looking like a designer garbage can right here. I bet this is what all the garbage cans look like at Bobby Trendy's house.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Britney's sis and Basement baby were preggers at 16. Drew Barrymore was in rehab at 14. In the limelight it's all about how young you are and how you can be objectified.
I think Aaron Carter is the precursor to Bieber, before he became a meth-head. He was singing about wanting girls when he was 13. Wtf.
Hannah Montanna was also created when Hilary Duff quit Disney and the brand replaced Duff with Cyrus - shows exactly the same.
I am such a cynical old wench that I can't see this NOT being a publicity stunt for both of them, maybe to throw off his obsessed stalkers and transfer them to her career.
Someone needs to slip Justin some weight gain protein powder in his chocolate milk. My 5 year old has more meat to him this this kid.
"Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:32pm.
I have GOT to give this comment two thumbs DOWN.
Nicki Minaj is crazy hot. And she can spit (for you old-timers, that means she has excellent delivery lyrically).
Best of all, she is one of the few female rappers who is obviously sexy but doesn't exclusively rap about how much she loves to suck dick and/or fuck for money (side-eyeing Trina and Lil Kim)."
Overrated.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Bieber has bizarrely stumpy fingers.
@ lisa_lisa_lisa
amen to THAT, sister! (& super ditto on the side eye to Trina & Lil Kim!)
This kid doesn't age. How can anyone over the age of 10 find him appealing in a sexual way? Blech. Also, while Selena is cute, I can no longer take that "Who says you're not presidential?" shit.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:32pm.
I have GOT to give this comment two thumbs DOWN.
Nicki Minaj is crazy hot. And she can spit (for you old-timers, that means she has excellent delivery lyrically).
Best of all, she is one of the few female rappers who is obviously sexy but doesn't exclusively rap about how much she loves to suck dick and/or fuck for money (side-eyeing Trina and Lil Kim).
these two baby-faced cupie dolls make Taylor Swift look like their ol' ass grandmother. yikes!
I suppose he's too young to be considered a douche bag. Possibly, a douche in training.
When I see these two together, I just see teenaged "Carmen" and "Shane" from The L Word.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
LMMFAOH! you got me in tears ova hear!!!
i think that laughter just got me over my hangover hump.
gee, THANKS! ;-)
Why is the Biebs wearing his pants down that low? It just accentuates his lack of bulge.
Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:54pm.
Uh, who are these chicks ?
Fresh makers? Tweetards? Dingbrats? TigerBeat zombies?
Meh. I got nuttin'.
"Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:40pm.
I'm 27, and some of my friends actually have like Taylor Swift albums and like them and stuff and it's awful and like they're on Twitter and Foursquare and like I don't even know what that is really and like, it's awful 'cause I make references to Critters and my love for Downtown Julie Brown and shit that was kinda before my time but I don't feel like this is really like OF MY TIME either and I dunno it's just awful. We had the epic teenage sex goddess Britney Spears at the millenium, who is admittedly now a confused cow that accidentally wandered onto stage instead of out to pasture but in her prime could run circles around the awful fucking goblins that are famous now like Homez and Twift. Demi Lovato is the most interesting and dangerous one of them all, and look what they did to her - locked her and her sexually precocious and overdeveloped coke titties away in rehab when she could be potentially out publicly mood-swinging on a dime, rolling dumb bitches like Ashley Greene and taking hackable Vanessa Minnillo lesbian knife-fight pics. Ugh. God hear my prayers! FREE DEMI!!!"
This made my morning!! <3!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
~GAG~
I can only hope that his tween fans get SO UPSET that they decided to hate him, burn his CDs, trash his DVDs and tell him FUCK YOU!!!!
Then he can go back to Canada as a has-been and this country will be free!!!
Okay, a girl can wish, eh? *LOL*
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Uh, who are these chicks ?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://fyiitsagirlthing.files.wordpr...
for Kesha body type this is better it balances out the thick waist and shoulder and lack of hips
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Stoney on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:48pm.
Oh The Honeymooners!! Such a sweet abusive husband love story!! lol
*TO DA MOON*
Cringingly enough, he took a lot of really cruel fat jokes on that series.
Douchebag. That is all I've got. DOUCHE!
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:47pm.
*off topic*
((forces hug onto Mr. Mercury, is sure not to step on the grass on the way over))
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Thank you Sugar...I needed that.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
TEAM molest Mr. Mercury!
Lesbo boy is the most unfortunate thing to happen to the teen scene since Donny Osmond..
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Oh The Honeymooners!! Such a sweet abusive husband love story!! lol
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Selena's dress is hot, but it'd look better on me. Poor Ke$ha. I kind-of like her, so I pity her lack of a feminine physique.
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Douchechill!
ricki lake on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:40pm.
I'm 27
I'm so old that when I see that age I seriously think "Aww...a baby". Sads that I'm dat 'ol.
Regarding your love for nostalgia that is before your time. Oh heck, I own all of the "I LOVE LUCY" DVDs and also "THE HONEYMOONERS" dvds which ware well before my time. I like a lot of 'old' music and I think the INTERNET will actually bring more awareness and appreciation to many 'new' generations of people for many artists who were not of 'this time'. Honestly, I'm still discovering 'old' stuff! I think you're pretty damned cool that you appreciate things from all genres and don't get stuck in the 'my generation' loop.
Very cool, RL. Very.
*off topic*
((forces hug onto Mr. Mercury, is sure not to step on the grass on the way over))
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:30pm.
Justin Bieber and his haircut with that jacket is totally giving me K.D.Lang One Night in Vegas.
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Well, at least K.D. Lang can sing, and very well at that.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
she is of age and he is NOT...doesn't this classify as statutory rape? Gross...what self-respecting 18yo girl dates a kid younger than her anyway? and a boy who hasn't even hit puberty yet for the looks of it...bitch should wait until she is in her 40s if she wants to pull a Demi like that.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
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