Bitch Has Really Lost Her Mind This Time

Lindsay Lohan might be a crackity crackhead, pill popper, drunk, kleptomaniac, hoarder, compulsive liar, Pooty’s arch rival, fame fucker and child pimp, but none of those things make me want to UPS her a straitjacket like this story from Radar. According to some witness (aka Pooty disguised as a potted plant), LiLo threw a cup of vodka (that’s “angelic tears of joy” to you and me) in SamRo’s face at a club on Wednesday night! EEEEE-LEGAL!

This source explained that SamRo was working her usual “pushing play on iTunes” gig at Crown Bar in West Hollywood when the crackie tornado busted through the doors.

The source goes on, “Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her. Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace’.

That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

That’s crazy alright. It’s certifiable. LiLo’s craziness has really snorted up the line this time. And I thought she respected the booze! How dreadful.

I mean, I’m sure LiLo has thrown vodka at SamRo before, but usually she aims for the vag and sticks a celery stalk in there. Breakfast of champions.

Here’s the booze-abuser going to dinner at Madeo last night.