Dylan McKay, He Is Not

April 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Matthew Broderick is currently doing a play on Broadway, so I’m going to assume that those matching pubic hair triangles on his face have something to do with that. Because I don’t know why he would do that just for shits. It makes him look even more like high school world history teacher with a serious case of shit breath who has been known to loiter around in the boy’s locker room for way too long. That shit is not the look.

And Sarah Jessica Parker is not nuzzling for the cameras, she’s sniffing at that extra hay on Matthew’s face. She’s fighting the urge to chew. Matthew better keep her stable door tightly shut at night or she may wander into his bed chamber to nibble at his pork chops. And we know he doesn’t want that.

Here’s Matthew and SJP at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of his movie Wonderful World last night.

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