Hunter Biden Once Got In Trouble For Smoking Something Suspicious In A Strip Club VIP Room

If every movie and TV show about strip clubs have taught me anything about the VIP room, it’s that some crazy shit can happen in there if you have enough money. Hunter Biden is both rich and powerful thanks to his dad, so there’s a good chance that Hunter is going to make it rain in the VIP room. But according to Page Six, there was also the chance Hunter could literally make it rain. As in, Hunter might trip the fire alarm’s sprinkler system after allegedly getting his smoke on. And in a very on-brand move for Hunter, what he was allegedly smoking was possibly crack.

Sources say that Hunter used to frequent a strip club called Archibald’s Gentleman’s Club in Washington, D.C. (a club located three blocks north of The White House). Employees say that Hunter was a regular, and once security guard claims that he would often make his way directly into a VIP room.

And generally they had no problem with Hunter. Except for one time late last year, when one security guard allegedly caught a whiff of something that smelled like “burning styrofoam.” Archibald’s security team thought it might be crack, and they issued a warning:

“We told him nothing illegal can go on here. We didn’t see anything illegal. After he was spoken to, the smell stopped. VIP employees suspected it was crack.”

They might have been so lenient with Hunter, because he was a god customer – even if it was unclear who was footing the bill.

Hunter spent “thousands and thousands of dollars in the Archibald’s VIP rooms,” and paid his bills with “credit cards that didn’t have his name on it.” The club generally required customers to use credit cards that matched official IDs, but “Hunter was a bit of an exception.”

This is all probably coming to light due to the fact that Hunter’s job with Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma is currently under question, thanks to Donald Trump’s impeachment inquiry. It has been said that Hunter was receiving as much as $50,000 a month from Burisma, and it sounds like a small chunk of that gas money might have been spent on ass (and titties, and whatever other body part Hunter’s favorite dancer wanted to highlight that evening).

Hunter Biden allegedly smoking crack in a strip club VIP room is pretty scandalous, but not when you remember that he’s literally on a recovery journey that involves getting sober from crack use. Hunter has been to rehab half a dozen time. He recently admitted that he hooked up with his late brother Beau Biden’s widow Hallie during a crack binge (based on the timeline of this strip club crack story, Hunter would have still been dating Hallie at the time this allegedly went down). Hunter is currently married to his second wife Melissa Cohen. He’s also being chased down for child support by a woman named Lunden Roberts, who is the mother of his 16-month-old son.

As for how real this story is, we can’t be absolutely sure. But we can look to an accusation made by Hunter Biden’s ex-wife Kathleen, who claimed two years ago that Hunter spent thousands on sex workers, strippers, booze, and drugs each month.

Hunter recently told Amy Robach of GMA that he’s currently sober, which is good. And it doesn’t mean he has to stop going to his favorite strip club. He might just want to start using his own credit cards. But when he lets security know that his payment plan has changed, he probably shouldn’t do it by patting his shirt pocket and announcing, “Don’t worry boys, I brought my own stuff.” Because based on his history, that’s definitely going to get him a pat-down.

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