Category: The Blonds
Pete Davidson Bleached His Hair To Match Kim Kardashian’s Ahead Of Their Visit To London
Just because he’s taken his final bow at Saturday Night Live doesn’t mean that Pete Davidson suddenly has extra time on his hands to pursue leisure activities. Whatever you’ve heard about the crazy schedule required to mount a live weekly sketch show, it pales in comparison to the rigors of keeping up with Kim Kardashian’s chimera ass. For one, since Kim’s a blond now she’s not trying to have the aesthetic of her Instagram grid marred by dating a brunette, so Pete had to bleach his hair to match hers. People reports that Pete’s first post-SNL appearance was on the Los Angeles set of a photoshoot for Kim’s Skims where he was seen wearing a shower cap while getting his brainwashed/hair dyed in preparation for his greatest role to date— sucking Kim’s face while she eye fucks the camera on her Instagram page. Presumably. I didn’t actually see The King of Staten Island, nor will I ever.
Lil’ Kim Stomped The House Down At The Blonds’ NY Fashion Week Show Where Paris Hilton Also Appeared
Last night, the fashion designer duo, The Blonds, held their annual New York Fashion Week fashion show, and if you think I’ve used the word “fashion” excessively in this sentence, well that’s just a reflection of how much fashion was on display. Not only were the clothes drenched in “Capital F-Fashion”, one model in particular was face fucking the audience with a 24-karat gold fashion strap-on. And even though she still owes me a ligament, I have to hand it to Lil’ Kim, she absolutely brought it on the runway and closed out the show by spraying everybody with a golden shower of high fashion face, funk and body-ody-ody! Paris Hilton was also there.