Lil’ Kim Stomped The House Down At The Blonds’ NY Fashion Week Show Where Paris Hilton Also Appeared

February 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Last night, the fashion designer duo, The Blonds, held their annual New York Fashion Week fashion show, and if you think I’ve used the word “fashion” excessively in this sentence, well that’s just a reflection of how much fashion was on display. Not only were the clothes drenched in “Capital F-Fashion”, one model in particular was face fucking the audience with a 24-karat gold fashion strap-on. And even though she still owes me a ligament, I have to hand it to Lil’ Kim, she absolutely brought it on the runway and closed out the show by spraying everybody with a golden shower of high fashion face, funk and body-ody-ody! Paris Hilton was also there.

Lil’ Kim’s been fucking with The Blonds since at least 2014. That was about 3-4 faces ago, when she announced her pregnancy at an The Blonds after-party. Now Kim’s out here living her best life, soaking up the attention and serving Dolly Parton honky-tonk, badonkadonk, fishing lure, cat dancer, inflamed mammary glands, high fashion Hobbit shire eleganza.

And I think I mentioned this before, but Paris Hilton was also there.

She looks like a fish out of water gasping for breath. I guess life’s a challenge when you can no longer breathe out your nose.

Here are a few more shots from the show, including RuPaul’s Drag Race season 10 winner Aquaria.


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