Category: Surprise Bitch
Taylor Swift Is Releasing Another New Album At Midnight
In July, Taylor Swift added a spiced caramel-infused energy shot of YES to every Swifties’ early-autumn Pumpkin Spiced Latte when she surprise-dropped her eighth studio album folklore. And this morning, TayTay added a spiced gumdrop-infused energy shot of YES to every Swifties’ Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha Frapp by announcing that at midnight, she’s putting out folklore’s sister album called evermore. Taylor is not ready to finally cut those “must keep forehead warm while I’m pondering deep thoughts in the woods” bangs. Her “live your life like you’re trapped in an Anthropologie catalog” era continues!
Emma Stone Is Reportedly Pregnant
Thanks to some recent pictures that have hit the internet, it looks like that alleged secret marriage situation might not have been the only secret lockdown activity Emma Stone has done during her time stuck inside. Emma might also have a secret pregnancy situation on her hands. I guess it’s not so secret anymore, since those pictures exist. And if a picture is still worth 1000 words, then we’ve got at least a dozen pictures that have an equivalent value of the words, “This might be a baby bump” copy and pasted several thousand times.