Category: Shannen Doherty
Shannen Doherty’s Cancer Lawsuit Has Been Settled
We all found out that Shannen Doherty was diagnosed with breast cancer after she sued her ex-management, Tanner Mainstain Glynn & Johnson, for causing her insurance policy (through SAG) to be canceled due to a missed payment. Shannen’s insurance got canceled for the year 2014, and by the time it got reinstated and she was able to go see her doctor for a check-up in March 2015, the evilest cunt of evil cunts, cancer, had entered her body. Shannen stated in her lawsuit that if her business managers did their job, her insurance wouldn’t have been dropped and her doctor would have discovered the cancer much earlier on. Shannen wanted $15 million. Well, Shannen has one less thing to deal with now, because that lawsuit has been settled.
UsWeekly says that in court documents that were filed last week, both sides said that they agreed to a settlement number last Friday. We don’t know how big of a pile of money Shannen is getting, because the settlement amount is confidential. Shannen is going through chemo and earlier this month, she said that the cancer has spread to the lymph nodes.
No matter what the settlement amount is, Tanner Mainstain Glynn & Johnson got off easy, and they should be thankful to gold-hearted Shannen Doherty for taking pity upon them. Because if that case went to trial, the jury would’ve unanimously found those tricks guilty of the capital crime of messing with Brenda Walsh and awarded her the entire company and the assets of everyone involved! The jury would’ve also ruled that those heartless whores Kelly and Dylan are somehow to blame and they should be jailed forever!
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Shannen Doherty’s Cancer Has Spread
Because 2016 has to keep showing us that it’s a vicious cunt monster, Shannen Doherty says that her breast cancer spread to her lymph nodes and it may have spread to other parts of her body. Fuck 2016 and fuck us humans for not having hamster cheeks so we can store a bunch food and hibernate through the rest of this crap year.
Shannen Doherty Shared Photos Of Her Shaved Head As She Fights Cancer
Shannen Doherty was forced to announce last year that she’s shank fighting the cunt of all cunts, cancer, after the media became aware of her lawsuit against her former business manager. Shannen sued her ex-business manager for not making one payment to her health insurance to SAG in 2014, causing them to cancel her plan. Shannen had to wait a few months until she could re-enroll and so she didn’t get her usual doctor check-up. When she finally got health insurance again in March 2015, she went to the doctor and that’s when they discovered she had “invasive breast cancer metastatic to at least one lymph node.” The doctors told Shannen she needed a double mastectomy and chemotherapy. Shannen is about to go through chemotherapy, so she prepared to show cancer the WRATH OF BRENDA WALSH by cutting off her hair.
With her mother and friend by her side, 45-year-old Shannen took scissors and a razor to her hair and cut most of it off. She took pictures of each step and posted them on Instagram today.
Shannen Doherty must beat cancer the same way she should’ve beat down the original Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston known as Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay. Because Shannen’s acting services will be needed in 30 years when The Metamucil Channel (formerly TV Land) reboots Beverly Hills, 90210 as Boca Raton, 33427 and Kelly and Dylan finally get theirs when Brenda busts into the retirement home rec room to handle those two-faced tramp slut whores for once and for all! Only she may have to wait a second, because Kelly and Dylan will be both asleep from listening to David Silver playing “Be My Love” on the piano organ.
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Shannen Doherty Has Cancer
No, I am not going to blame that life-ruining, home wrecking, ice-hearted slut whore tramp Kelly Taylor, a fictional character, for this even though she is responsible for many of the world’s tragedies.
The worst news hit my eyeballs yesterday when I read that Shannen Doherty has breast cancer. The news came out because she filed a lawsuit against her former business manager. TMZ says that the firm Tanner, Mainstain, Glynn & Johnson took 5% of Shannen’s earnings and in exchange for that they were supposed to take care of all of her finances including paying her health insurance to SAG. But the lawsuit claims that the firm fucked Brenda Walsh the wrong way by missing one payment in 2014. Her health insurance was canceled and she says she had to wait until to 2015 to re-enroll. Shannen says she and her business manager went their separate ways in 2014.
During the time she was without health insurance, she didn’t go to the doctor and didn’t get her usual check-ups including a mammogram. When she finally got health insurance again in March 2015, she went to her doctor and they discovered she had “invasive breast cancer metastatic to at least one lymph node.” The cancer spread and she will need to undergo chemotherapy and a mastectomy.
Shannen Doherty Thinks Jason Priestley’s Memory Got Jacked Up In A Car Accident
While peddling his memoirs last year, Jason Priestley told a story about how during the Beverly Hills 90210 days he was on his way to a PR event with Shannen Doherty in a Town Car and he claims that she bitched at the publicist for not sending a limo to pick her up. We all pretty much dropped a fart on that story since we’ve only heard stories about how Shannen Doherty is as pleasant as a kitten kiss and is almost too easy to work with. Shannen said at the time that the story was a pile of shit-covered lies, because she hates limos! She thinks they’re trash and she doesn’t like them. Besides, she prefers to travel on the backs of the humans she makes her bitches.
Shannen Doherty and her Charmed co-star Holly Marie Combs were on the Sirius XM show “Just Jenny” (not Jenny McCarthy’s show) to promote their road trip reality show. The host brought up the limo incident and Shannen turned into Brenda Walsh MD when she said that she thinks Jason Priestley’s memory got all tangled up and twisted from a car accident he was in.
“I love Jason, but you know he had a car accident, a while ago, a racing accident, and I think maybe parts of his memory got altered from that. Because you know, I’ve addressed this before, everybody changes … they have their own perception of the truth. And his is definitely different than mine. Cause … supposedly I wanted a limo and I’ve always hated limos my entire life. I find them embarrassing and grotesque. I mean there’s things that would in no way happen. Like I didn’t even go on that jet at that point in time … it’s like wait, wait, wait, you totally confused me with somebody else maybe from the show?! I don’t really know. I just know that at some point, everybody just needs to sell a book, right?”
Jim and Cindy, please come and get your twins, because one of them is saying the other one has brain damage! But really, we should take Shannen Doherty’s words very seriously. I’m sure she knows what she’s talking about since she probably has her PhD in neuroscience by now. She owes it all to Education Connection. And we all know what’s really going on here. That home wrecking, jealous, stale Melba Toast ass bitch Kelly Taylor probably told Brandon to say that, because after all these years she still can’t stand that nobody likes her and everybody likes Brenda! Get over it, Kelly!
Here’s Shannen and Holly Marie Combs selling their show at The Grove in L.A. the other day.
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Watch Out, Brenda Walsh – Laura Ingalls Is Coming For You
I don’t know what Andy Cohen puts in the drinks on Watch What Happens Live, but it makes everyone turn into The Creature From The Don’t-Give-A-Fuck Lagoon and spill the truth faster than your mom after a breakup (“Ugh, good riddance; he dressed like a dickhead”). Take, for example, Wednesday night’s guest, Melissa Gilbert (aka The Not-Blind One on Little House on the Prairie) who had me nervously tugging at my collar as she told Andy what she’d do if she ever ran into the Ghost of Homewrecking Past, Shannen Doherty:
Andy Cohen: Shannen Doherty had a once-night-stand with your first husband. If you saw her on the street today, what would you say to her?
Melissa Gilbert: I wouldn’t say anything, I would just punch her in the nose.
Uh, are you sure about that? We’re taking about Shannen Doherty. Crazy Shannen Doherty. Punching Shannen is like an invitation to fight; she’d RSVP to your nose-punch by choke-slamming you against a box of bounced checks, cracking an empty bottle over your skull, then whipping out a guitar to riff the shit out of the 90210 theme song over your defeated corpse. And then when your husband comes to identify your body, she fucks him. So maybe you should think this through a bit more.
And speaking of fucking, Melissa also talked about one of her ex-boyfriends, Tommy Girl Cruise, who she never fucked:
Andy Cohen: Cher said on this show that he was one of the best lovers she’s ever had. Did you have a similar experience?
Melissa Gilbert: I did not have sex with him. We made out, but honestly, there was no sex. He was a struggling actor and I was working; I actually bought him his first set of dishes.
She bought him dishes and they made out? That’s the kind of weird, vague story you tell when your ass has been told not to say ANYTHING. “Oh, you know. We just went shopping for pants and watched an old episode of Gilligan’s Island. We definitely did nothing with a gerbil. Now stop asking me questions.”
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