Category: Serial Aisle Walkers

Nicolas Cage Talks About Being Married Five Times And He Thinks He Got It Right This Time

January 28, 2022 / Posted by:

No matter how weird he gets, women keep marrying Nicolas Cage. His latest wife is 27-year-old Riko Shibata, who said “I do… want to eventually divorce you” to Nicolas last February. But Nicolas, 57, says Wife #5 Riko is a keeper. He tells The Los Angeles Times, “I know five is a lot, but I think I got it right this time.” Awww, bless your heart, you old five-timer, you!

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Nicolas Cage And His Busted Wedding Tuxedo Walked Down The Aisle A Fifth Time, And No, He Didn’t Marry The Tuxedo

March 6, 2021 / Posted by:

57-year-old serial husband, part-time actor, collector of freaky museum shit nobody needs, and proud owner of a pimped-out tomb that’s going to host his weddings in the afterlife, Nicolas Cage made another totally solid relationship decision and realized he was missing the peace, bliss, and security of married life. Naturally, he fetched his still-warm, get-hitched duds and proposed to girlfriend of one year, 26-year-old Riko Shibata, via FaceTime for a fresh, modern spin on a much-abused question. Then on February 16, the lovebirds’ swirly rays of Spring-Autumn passion lit up the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas and they made it official.

This is Nic’s fifth round of I do, at least until I don’t anymore” and Riko’s first, heady hit of gleaming, forever-and-ever metal on her ring finger. Call me cynical, but something tells me it won’t be her last.

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