Brad Pitt’s back on the bottle (if in name only) and he doesn’t care who knows it. Brad recently gave People a many buzz-worded “exclusive” about the launch of a new product coming out of Chateau Miraval, a sparkling rose Champagne called Fleur de Miraval and it’s only $400! As we know, Chateau Miraval is having a big week thanks to Brad’s holiday there with his new, married, lady friend Nicole Poturalski that coincided with what would have been his and ex-wife Angelina Jolie’s wedding anniversary. And according to Us Weekly, Brad doesn’t give a fig if it hurt her feelings and did so with the expectation that she would “lash out.” Why it’s almost as if all this drama benefits them both as co-owners of Chateau Miraval which they “remain committed to,” ”viewing it as ‘an investment for their children.’” I suspect Brad and Angie have finally found some common ground. “Buy our wine—we fucked around and spent the children’s inheritance on divorce lawyers!”
When we all first heard that 56-year-old Brad Pitt has himself a new girlfriend (not named Alia Shawkat) who is a 27-year-old German model named Nicole Poturalski, we figured this was just another regular, boring tale of a middle-aged Hollywood movie star answering his natural instincts by getting with a hot, young model. “HOT and YOUNG?! You must mean ‘hot’ as in ‘hot flashes’ because she’s practically a grandma. Eww, Brad’s a granny fucker!” said Leonardo DiCaprio somewhere.
But it turns out this might have a touch of SKANDAL to it because The Daily Mail says that Nicole is married to 68-year-old German businessman Roland Mary and they have a 7-year-old son together named Emil. However, don’t think that homewrecker Brad struck again (the first time being his marriage to Jennifer Aniston), because sources say that Brad and Nicole aren’t in some kind of entanglement situation (copyright: Jada Pinkett Smith). Nicole and Roland apparently have an open marriage.