Category: Richard Gere
Richard Gere Got Secret Married To Alejandra Silva
Three years ago, it was revealed that 68-year-old Richard Gere was raking the zen garden of 35-year-old Spanish socialite Alejandra Silva, who Wikipedia says comes from Spanish money. Either Alejandra really wanted to lock down that silver senior, or Richard was totally smitten with someone who could explain Instagram Stories to, because Page Six says they got married.
Page Six’s source says they got married a few months ago, but Hola! claims they got married in a civil ceremony at the beginning of April. Hola! also says that they plan on having another ceremony in New York on May 6th. This is Richard’s third marriage (he was previously married to Cindy Crawford and Carey Lowell, who he shares an 18-year-old son Homer with), and this would be Alejandra’s second marriage. And here’s where it might get a teeny tiny bit messy.
Alejandra was still technically married to her first husband Govind Friedland when she started dating Richard in 2014. Alejandra and Govind were married in 2012 and had a kid together the same year. They also reportedly ran a boutique hotel, which was where she met Richard. Ooooh, drama.
But the big question remains: how did Richard propose to Alejandra? Obviously I want to believe he presented her with a diamond in a blue velvet box that he snapped shut on her hand. Although it might not have been intentional. The lids on those gosh-darn jewellery boxes can be just so difficult to maneuver with arthritic hands.
Pic: Wenn.com
Hot New Trend: Old Guys With Young Pieces
The Daily Mail has two posts today about something you hardly hear about: Old Hollywood actors getting on pieces half their age. Stop everything, I know.
First up is hot Australian bear daddy Anthony LaPaglia (who is giving me “back-up bouncer at a mafia-owned club” in that picture). 56-year-old Anthony LaPaglia cut the cord on his 17-year-old marriage to his second wife, actress Gia Carides (aka Liz from Strictly Ballroom), in March and The Daily Mail Australia says that he’s already got a full-time girlfriend who may or may not have been his side piece. Hot Daddy Tony brought 26-year-old Alexandra Henkel (who is giving me “healthy Lindsay Lohan“) to the L.A. premiere of Mad Max: Fury Road last month. The DM didn’t say how long they’ve been together, but apparently, Alexandra’s 26th birthday was last month and she Facebooked a picture of a brand new Mercedes with a bow on it. The DM thinks it may have come from Sugar Daddy Tony.
Anthony filed for divorce from Gia back in March. They have a 12-year-old kid together and they don’t have a prenup, so that “Without A Trace” money is hers!
Not much is known about Alexandra Henkel, except that she’s from Melbourne. I’m also guessing that after Alexandra got that Mercedes, a tiny gold shovel pin arrived on her doorstep and with it was a note that read: “Welcome to the club! Love, Heather Mills.”
Next up is Richard Gere’s 65-year-old ass. The Daily Mail has pictures of Richard baking his raw sourdough man chichis on a yacht in Italy with 32-year-old Spanish socialite Alejandra Silva. Some source says that Alejandra, who lives in Madrid and NYC, has been bumping nipples with Richard for about a year. Richard is technically still married to Cary Lowell, but they broke up in 2013. Maybe Richard started dating Alejandra, because he figured that a 32-year-old might be young enough to not know about the urban legend that is his rodent tunnel butt. Richard is probably sick of women showing up on the first date with a tub of Crisco, a lighter and a well-fed gerbil. Or is he?
Since this is a new trend, I’m sure we’ll hear many more stories about old Hollywood dudes getting with young chicks since, you know, it never happens.
Here’s more of Richard Gere and Alejandra Silva in Italy.
There’s Something Incredibly Wrong With This Picture
The cast of Pretty Woman reunited on Today for the 25th anniversary and here’s a picture from that segment, which shot a couple of days ago and airs on Tuesday. There’s Hector Elizondo (Barney), Laura San Giacomo (Kit De Luca), Gary Marshall (director), some smug butt plug, Julia Roberts (Vivian Ward) and Richard Gere (Edward). I’m sure by now you’ve already pushed yourself away from your desk, got up out of your chair and screamed:
WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIE, SNOBBY SALESWOMAN #2?????!!!!!!!!!
Every single one of those bitches at the reunion are bold as all hell. They’re sitting there with smiles on their faces like everything is fun rainbows and happiness when they know very well that their little reunion is shit without the true star of that movie. Does anybody really remember what Julia Roberts’ character said in Pretty Woman? (Okay, yes people do, but just go with me on this.) But everyone remembers the highly important and plot-changing line that the pivotal character of Marie, snobby saleswoman #2 (as played by former HSOTD Shane Ross), said to Julia (at the 1:00 mark):
That line changes EVERYTHING. Pretty Woman wouldn’t be the mega hit it was without that line and performance. Matt Lauer probably planned to do a 75-minute in-depth interview with Shane Ross, but Julia Roberts had it axed, because she’s always been jealous of the thespian who stole the show. Color me sad. Whatever, Shane Ross is probably busy playing Lady Macbeth on the London stage anyway. She doesn’t need those amateurs.
Below is a preview of the reunion, but just know that by pressing play, you are betraying Marie, snobby saleswoman #2.
Pic: Getty
Padma Lakshmi And Richard Gere Are Doing It
Page Six says that understated gold digger and host of Top Chef Padma Lakshmi and the Dalai Lama’s homeboy Richard Tiffany Gere have been casually bumping nipples while he’s shooting a movie called Time Out Of Mind in NYC. The 64-year-old zen silver fox is currently in the middle of divorcing his second wife Cary Lowell and 43-year-old Padma dated billionaire Teddy Forstmann until he died of brain cancer in 2011. Page Six’s source says that Padma and Richard are keeping it casual right now, so they’re not exactly sharing a toothbrush after they suck on each other’s down low parts.
“They have been quietly spending some time together. It is all very new and recent, and happened while he has been filming in New York.”
A source at UsWeekly co-signs what Page Six’s source said.
Padma lives in NYC with her 3-year-old daughter Krishna whom she made with Adam Dell. She was married to Salman Rushdie for three years.
These two together makes TOO much sense and I’m surprised it took them this long to start humping on each other. Richard Gere’s nipples throb for seasoned model types with a strong jawline that could crack open a coconut and if Padma doesn’t pull white pubes out of her teeth after blowing a dude, she’s not fucking with him full-time. They’re perfect for each other and will probably go all the way. We’ll know if things are really serious if on a future episode of Top Chef, Padma tells the chefs that for their Quickfire Challenge they have to make an amuse-bouche using dead gerbils that are covered in Crisco and some kind of weird jelly.
Richard Gere And Carey Lowell Are Over
Every ho who has gotten romantic with her bathtub faucet water while sipping a chilled chardonnay and thinking of Richard Gere in (insert your fap-inducing Richard Gere movie of choice here) better put on her sexiest “I Heart Gerbils Too” t-shirt and start trolling every buddhist monastery in upstate New York, because the zen silver fox is single!
Page Six says that after 11 years of marriage, Richard Gere and Carey Lowell decided that they don’t want to be married to each other anymore, because he wants to spend his nights nam myoho renge kyo-ing in his lotus garden at home and she wants to be partying it up with Jimmy Buffett in New Haven. A source says that 64-year-old Richard and 52-year-old Carey have been apart for a long time and finally decided to make it permanent.
“They have a place in Bedford [NY], and he likes it because it’s quiet and he likes the solitude. She likes being in North Haven in the limelight. They live next door to Jimmy Buffett and his family, and they’re good friends.”
Richard and Carey recently put their North Haven waterfront estate named Strongheart Manor on the market for $65 million. I was going to make fun of the name Strongheart Manor, because you should only live in a place called Strongheart Manor if you’re a character in a Danielle Steel novel. But any manor that has the name of a lost Care Bear is my kind of manor.
Page Six also points out that last year, Richard Gere got cursed out by a man at a restaurant in the Hamptons when he flirted with the dude’s hot wife.
Richard and Carey’s reps had nothing to say about how he’s about to become her third ex-husband and she’s about to become his second ex-wife.
And if you’re in the upstate NY area, you better stay away from the roads and hide the Crisco and lighters. Millions of gerbils will be running west now that Richard Gere is lonely and single. Run, whores, run!
Robert De Niro Has A Butterfly Tattoo And Richard Gere Is A Sex Gymnast
Carole Mallory is an actress model type who was in a few movies in the 70s, but she’s mostly known for kissing famous dudes and telling everyone about it. Carole put out a book a few years ago about her 8-year-long relationship with Norman Mailer, and now she’s got a new book out about how she humped on Robert De Niro, Richard Gere and Peter Sellars back in the 70s. Carole was the premiere star fucker of the 1970s. Only the most famous and VIP of men were allowed into her coochie. There was a red velvet rope in front of it and everything. Like Studio 45! Carole Malley was the Superhead of her time.
Page Six, who published excerpts from the book, says that Carole started riding on Robert De Niro after she met him at the Chateau Marmont in 1975. They boned each other for two weeks straight and he never took his socks off:
“During lovemaking, he never stopped looking in my eyes. He had a butterfly tattoo that I later realized matched his flighty spirit. So did the fact he left his socks on. The following year he married Diahnne Abbott . . . I would have appreciated a phone call.”
Socks AND a butterfly tattoo? Robert De Niro was a 19-year-old trailer park slut circa 1997 before 19-year-old trailer park sluts circa 1997 existed! I really hope that butterfly tattoo is above his ass crack, because knowing that the Raging Bull has a tramp stamp would fulfill my life.
Carole also thought that Peter Sellars wore socks all the time too, until she realized that those weren’t black fur socks over his feet. It was his foot fur:
“I kissed him all over his hairy body. He had hair everywhere. He even had it on his back. I liked it. He reminded me of a giant panda bear.”
I think Carole just came out as a Plushie.
And finally, Carole talks about how Richard Gere worked her like she was a pommel horse and it was his final event at the Olympics:
“His gymnastic skills were apparent. He made love his way . . . He didn’t withhold. He was Valentino in the flesh. A sex symbol not to be forgotten. Not to be lumped in with all the others, but to be remembered for his uniqueness. His thoughtfulness. His caring.”
Why do I picture Richard covering his hands with chalk powder before sex times and then doing flips all around Carole and stuff? I bet Béla Károlyi was in the corner, coaching him. But seriously, Richard wasn’t doing gymnastics. The gerbil in his butt was just trying to get out, so he was squirming and doing all sorts of flips to push it back in. That’s all!