Category: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Antoni From “Queer Eye” Met Trace From “Flipping Out” On Instagram
Who said old-fashioned courting and true love is dead? Antoni Porowski from Queer Eye is totally that queen who captions his thirst trap Instagrams with a quote from James Joyce just to show he’s not like any THOT, he’s a well-read THOT. Antoni was living that single life for not too long before he started posting photos with Flipping Out’s Trace Lehnhoff where we couldn’t figure out if they were somehow related or were dating and just really enjoyed posing with similar blank stares. It ended up being the latter, and Antoni blabbed the new old-fashioned way: Instagram!
Open Post: Hosted By Tan France Of “Queer Eye” Teaching Us How To Pronounce “Squirrel”
I’m wondering how good the new season of Queer Eye is if proper rodent pronunciation is the biggest takeaway from the first few episodes. The third season takes the Fab Five to Kansas City, and they meet Jody Castelluci in the first episode. Jody’s husband rattled off her interests, which include “deep-fried squirrel.” Rather than ask, “Da fuq is THAT?!” the group seemed mainly focused on how Tan France pronounces it the British way and not the American jumbled version.
Open Post: Hosted By Antoni From “Queer Eye” Laying A Patrick Bateman Thirst Trap For Halloween
Antoni Porowski is newly single (or is he?) in some throwback tighty whities! Queer Eye’s food and wine guy isn’t really known for his food or wine advice as much as he is for baring nip and giving me a reason to hide my phone when I’m scrolling through Instagram on the subway ride home. Because Halloween is the one day out of the year for THOTs to get away with their, uh, THOTtiness (?), Netflix decided to have Antoni play Patrick Bateman from American Psycho to show he’s TOTALLY self-aware, you mean people of the Internet!
HuffPo notes the parallels of how Antoni might be an American Psycho given the exhaustive beauty and fitness regimen Patrick adheres to in the book and movie and what Antoni must for each of his daily uploads to social media. Alas, he has to show he’s totally in on the joke, so he squawks at all of us who said “Da FUQ is that guacamole recipe?” by claiming Greek yogurt is also used in his moisturizer. In the spirit of Halloween, Antoni also warns us:
“I don’t care whether they like what I cook or not. They’ll eat it if they know what’s good for them!”
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do, Antoni? Pelt us with one of your avocados?!
Pic: YouTube
The Avocado Guy From “Queer Eye” Is Single
If you say you like Antoni Porowski for all the great recipes he offers up on Queer Eye, you’re such a fucking liar, Camille! Antoni is the epitome of thirst who just happens to occasionally cough out such innovative culinary whims like relish on a hot dog and chipswith salsa. Wow!
The “Queer Eye” Reboot Has A New Fab Five
Back when I was closeted baby gay, there was nothing better/more terrifying creeping downstairs to the basement to secretly watch Queer Eye For The Straight Guy while my parents dreamt of their presumed heteronormative family. But it eventually went off the air, and baby gays have had no guidance of how to convert the Red State masses! Luckily, the show (like everything else) is coming back, and the new Fab Five has been revealed. Continue reading
The Reboot Of “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy” Will Heal America
If you’re celebrating the return of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, then what I’m about to say may make you click the x on your browser while saying bye. The original Fab 5 will not be in it. So say goodbye to Carson, Ted, Thom, Jai and Kyan and hello to the five YouTubers who will probably replace them.