Who said old-fashioned courting and true love is dead? Antoni Porowski from Queer Eye is totally that queen who captions his thirst trap Instagrams with a quote from James Joyce just to show he’s not like any THOT, he’s a well-read THOT. Antoni was living that single life for not too long before he started posting photos with Flipping Out’s Trace Lehnhoff where we couldn’t figure out if they were somehow related or were dating and just really enjoyed posing with similar blank stares. It ended up being the latter, and Antoni blabbed the new old-fashioned way: Instagram!
Antoni was on Watch What Happens Live Wednesday and admitted his relationship was born from sliding into each other’s DMs, or “the 2019 way,” as Antoni put it. Since Trace was on the Bravo payroll, I just assumed Andy Cohen had a turn with him, but he actually just said some nice shit about him before Antoni mentioned what the first thing he made for him. Surprisingly, it wasn’t a Greek yogurt-based guacamole:
“I know exactly what it was.It was a pappardelle with crumbled sausage and white wine parsley lemon zest sauce.”
That’s cute. The first thing I made for my man was a 12-piece bucket from KFC, but to each her own!
Antoni and Trace have been dating since last summer, and they’ve been spotted traveling the world and being that couple who posts like this:
That’s definitely meant to capture how pretty crashings waves are and DEFINITELY not inviting someone else to slide into their DMs.