The Avocado Guy From “Queer Eye” Is Single

October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

If you say you like Antoni Porowski for all the great recipes he offers up on Queer Eye, you’re such a fucking liar, Camille! Antoni is the epitome of thirst who just happens to occasionally cough out such innovative culinary whims like relish on a hot dog and chipswith salsa. Wow!

That being said, homeboy does know how to strike and angle and bare nip on Instagram, so let’s take a minute to honor some of his best work:

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I suppose it’s been a while.

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Well, then. Y’never see Guy Fieri setting thirst traps like that! Anyway, most people have been lusting over his ass since the show started, but Antoni has maintained he was basically married to his boyfriend…until now! I don’t mean to sound excited, but I know all y’all are. Yup, Antoni and boyfriend Joey Krietemeyer have called it quits. And yes, Joey is hot too and could pass for Antoni’s brother (insert gay incest porn joke here).

Us Weekly says the two were together for seven years but broke up about two months ago. A snitch blabbed, “It was very amicable. They’re still friends. It was a clean split.” Mmhmm. That’d be a first in our gay world. This is a bit of a case of the sads because Antoni previously said Joey was why he came out to his family in the first place:

“[My father] made a comment driving me to the airport that I certainly lead a very discreet life. I’m on the plane on the tarmac like, ‘Well, if the plane crashes, I’m going to die and he’s never going to know.’ I decided to send him an email. Because I was living with Joey, my boyfriend now, I wrote my father a very short email: ‘You brought this up. I think it’s time I tell you: I love. I am loved. His name is Joey, and we live together.’ That was it.”

Sigh, what happened to loving and being loved?! Oh, who are we kidding. You see how many times Antoni forces avocados on those poor shmucks on Queer Eye. Joey definitely got sick of that Greek yogurt guacamole.


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