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Open Post: Hosted By Christopher Meloni Responding To His Butt Going Viral

April 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Apologies to Keanu Reeves but the internet’s actual boyfriend is a butt. Christopher Meloni’s to be exact (pictured here with his pooch Scotty the Wonder Dog). Christopher’s storied rump was recently spotted in Park Slope, Brooklyn as he filmed scenes for the latest Law & Order spin-off, L&O: Organized Crime. Now, a Meloni melon sighting, while always welcome, is not that infrequent, but this one was captured on film while Christopher was doing some kind of leg stretch, pushing his tight pants to the limit of their ability to contain the ham within. And the photo caused such a stir on Twitter, that Christopher was compelled to offer an explanation for how he came into possession of “so much cake.” Yes, it’s a ham, it’s cake, it’s a peach, it’s a pair of perfectly plump oversized King’s Hawaiian rolls — it’s a whole buffet.

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