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July 16, 2020 / Posted by:

This Christopher Meloni Tattoo!

The Louvre is regularly ranked at the top of the most admired museums in the world. Well, sorry, The Louvre, you had a good run, but that title now belongs to the body of the man who got a golden masterpiece of Panty Creamer Hall of Famer, Christopher Meloni, inked into his flesh. And Chris Meloni congratulated the fan on it, as he reached for his phone to call his lawyer about a little restraining order. Warning: NSFWness ahead.

I’m sure that many a hard-up thirsty Meloni fan has the words “Reserved For Chris Meloni” tattooed above their genitals, but one fan took it to another level after asking himself, “What would it look like if Leonardo da Vinci painted Christopher Meloni’s portrait?” Wait, did I say Leonardo da Vinci? I meant Pablo Pisscasso because this is the masterpiss that a Christopher Meloni fan got tattooed on his body, allegedly:

Well, dude’s always got a pot for Chris Meloni to piss in. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this dude proudly letting everyone know that he’s a Chris Meloni AND a golden showers fan.

The MeloniTE (I’m choosing to believe that’s what Meloni fans call themselves) got the attention of the object of the dude’s tattooed piss affection who let the fan know that he was going to send the tattoo of his Oz character to the creator of Oz:

The tattoo is apparently on the dude’s thigh. But honestly, if he really wanted to show love (and really make Chris Meloni reach for the phone to get that restraining order), he would’ve gotten that tattoo on his peen. That way when he pees, he could look down and see Chris Meloni peeing along with him. Poetry.

Pic: Twitter

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