Category: Night Crumbs
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61-year-old Phillip Schofield co-hosted the ITV daily talk show This Morning in the UK for over 20 years until he left the show last week. It was reported that Phillip’s exit had to do with him not getting along with co-host Holly Willoughby and there were rumors that he was pushed out the door over an affair he had with a younger employee. Well, the trick has come clean! Phillip admitted in a statement to The Daily Mail that he had “a consensual on-off relationship with a younger male colleague at This Morning” when he was still married to his wife (they separated in 2020, the same year he came out as gay). It gets worse. Phillip went on to say, “I met the man when he was a teenager and was asked to help him to get into television.” That doesn’t sound creepy at all. Phillip calls the affair “unwise but not illegal.” Because of this, Phillip has been dropped by his agents and will not work with ITV anytime soon. How do you say escándalo with a British accent? (EscándalOI?) And somewhere, ex-Good Morning America hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes are saying, “And you thought we were a mess?!!?” – Pajiba
Rage poet Noel Gallagher dragged Taylor Swift’s current boyfriend and called him a “fucking slack-jawed fuckwit.” No lies told there, but then again, I’m pretty sure Noel Gallagher thinks everyone is a fucking slack-jawed fuckwit – Celebitchy
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Country singer/actress turned professional oversharer Jana Kramer’s last marriage was a train wreck disaster that we all heard about because she and her cheating ex regularly shared their marital woes on her podcast. Well, Jana isn’t letting that shit ball of a marriage keep her from getting hitched again. Because Jana announced that she’s engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Allan Russell, who lives in England and is the coach for Norwich City Football Club. Yeah, just six months. So I’m guessing that in that picture above, that pooch is either sniffing for Snausages in Allan’s ear or is whispering to him, “Bitch, are you sure about this?” – Just Jared
According to the tabloids, Tom Cruise really, really wants to make Shakira his next girlfriend, but she’s not having it and wants him to leave her alone. There’s really an easy way for Shakira to get Tommy to stop waving a relationship contract at her to sign. She should just release a statement saying that she’s on Prozac and she loves it. He’ll never ever talk to her again! – Uproxx
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On June 22, some of us will go for another gold medal in Hate Watching when the second season of cringe-inducing mess And Just Like That… premieres on H “I Can’t Call It Fucking Max” BO. Well, on that same day, Netflix will release the show Glamorous, starring Kim Cattrall as a makeup mogul. SHOTS FIRED! Netflix better give a giant raise to the petty bitch who came up with that move (and they better do it without raising their prices AGAIN) – Uproxx
A few years ago, HGTV bought The Brady Bunch house in Studio City, CA, and renovated it to look like how it does on the show. It’s for sale now and can be yours for just $5.5 million. I’m sure my totally real sugar daddy, George Glass, will buy it for me in cash. But this is also L.A. we’re talking about, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if a developer buys it and bulldozes it down to make way for a boxy modern McMansion. That would hurt more than getting hit in the face with a football – SOW
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Aubrey Plaza has yet to see herself on The White Lotus because streaming services annoy her about as much as a glass full of almond milk does. Aubrey says that she doesn’t really fuck with streaming services because she can’t figure out how to get them to actually stream. So instead, she just goes to iTunes and buys the movies and TV shows she wants to watch. File that under Tales From The One Percent because that’s some rich people shit. But when the apocalypse happens, and the internet is taken out, you now know to befriend Aubrey Plaza. Because she’ll have an Apple TV or a laptop full of shows that you can hook up to a doomsday generator and watch for hours. Although, if Aubrey only downloaded The Kardashians, then that would be a “Twilight Zone episode where that loner bookworm’s reading glasses break” type of situation – Just Jared
BREAKING! Cheating morning show lovebirds Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes are still together, and in fact, they recently did some running together. No, they weren’t running away from rumors that he’s already cheating on her. They ran together in the Brooklyn Half Marathon – Celebitchy
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z are reportedly the owners of the most expensive house in California after they paid $200 million (IN CASH!) for a modest abode in Malibu. Sadly, Blue Ivy Carter may have to share a room because the prison-ass-looking house is ONLY 40,000 square feet and sits on 8 acres. And I know they say that Bey-Z paid cash, but I’m guessing that negotiations went more like this: “We’ll trade you that little house for two floor seats to the Renaissance tour since $200 million is about the going rate for those tickets.” – Dirt
That loud cheering sound you hear is from fans of TRUE LOVE (or from The International Gold Diggers Society) because Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are engaged. QUICK, Lauren, start posing and pouting so you can distract Jeff with your potent beauty and glamour, and he’ll forget about a pesky little called a “prenup” – People
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Bre Tiesi is a member of Nick Cannon’s baby-making brigade, and she’s also on Selling Sunset. During the show’s new season, Bre claimed that Nick Cannon, who makes $100 million a year (according to Nick Cannon), isn’t legally on the hook for child support in California because he has so many kids. Bre said, “The way it works is, like, after 10, the court can basically say he can’t afford to pay child support.” Of course, that’s not true. If it were, every deadbeat dad in the land would be jizzing out a child army to get out of paying child support. Even Bre’s own lawyer publicly called her out for spreading misinformation. As for where Bre heard that little false tidbit, my guess is she learned it from famed child support expert Dick Mannon, Esq. (aka Nick Cannon in a foolproof lawyer disguise of glasses and a suit) – Us Weekly
Because Jeff Bezos’ transformation into a Bond villain is incomplete without a tasteful and modest yacht, he has a $500 million superyacht, and some think his boat’s figurehead was modeled after his moll Lauren Sanchez. But I don’t really see it. If he really wanted to pay tribute to Lauren Sanchez, he’d have his figurehead made with equal parts heat-resistant silicone and demure elegance – Jezebel