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November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Smug ass Danny Masterson, seen above at court yesterday with his wife Bijou Phillips and sister-in-law Chynna Phillips, is probably extra smug today because the jury in his rape trial deadlocked on all three charges and a mistrial was declared by Judge Charlaine Olmedo. This comes after the jury deadlocked once before and then had to start deliberations all over again when two jurors caught COVID-19. For all three charges, the jury count swayed more toward not guilty. Judge Olmedo said that prosecutors plan to retry for now, and a tentative retrial date has been set for March 27, 2023. Danny was then freed on the $3.3 million bail that was set at his arrangement. And Danny may not get much sleep until his next trial (if there is another trial) because I’m sure he’ll be seriously haunted by the ghosts of the dogs he and Scientology were accused of poisoning as an act of revenge against one of his accusers – The Hollywood Reporter

Al Roker missed last week’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade because nasty blood clots were messing with him, and sadly, he’s back in the hospital and will miss tonight’s Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting. Here’s hoping that Al recovers soon and will be back to sharting in the White House in no time – SOW

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November 29, 2022 / Posted by:

While some people side-eye 20-year-old Billie Eilish’s thing with 31-year-old Jesse Rutherford, she’s constantly pinching herself because she can’t believe she bagged such a scalding piece of pure hotness. During her annual interview with Vanity Fair, Billie says that deserves a round of applause for pulling the hottest “fucking fucker alive.” Yup, spoken like a true 20-year-old. And well, if you ever want to see the visual definition of FUCKINGCRINGE just wait a few years until Billie talks to Vanity Fair again, and they decide to majorly embarrass her by bringing up that quote of cringe – Yahoo!

Queen Camilla is really modernizing her role (served on a lukewarm bed of sarcasm) by changing the name of her “ladies in waiting” to her “Queen’s companions.” Camilla’s “companions” will also take on a less formal position than before. Never mind that “Queen’s companion” sound like something my auntie would call the boyfriend I brought to a family gathering (“Oh, that guy with Michael, he’s that queen’s companion!“), the royals should’ve kept it real and changed the “ladies in waiting” title to “ladies who get their expenses paid to pretend like they can stand Camilla” – Lainey Gossip

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November 28, 2022 / Posted by:

During the trailer for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, we got a big heaping panty pudding-inducing eyeful of the glorious bulge on Tenoch Huerta, who plays Namor. But man bulge aficionados noticed that in the final cut of the movie that plays in theaters, it looks like those prude ass tricks at Marvel de-bulged Namor. You know, because in the MCU, man bulges get flattened while lady titties get plumped up. Apparently, Marvel shrunk Namor’s dick area to keep the movie “family friendly.” And Tenoch Huerta confirms that the real him is the one on the left. Wakanda Forever has made over $675 million worldwide, but honestly, I’m surprised that the movie isn’t deep in the red from angry people demanding a refund over the disgusting de-bulging of Namor! The only way Marvel can fix this is to release the uncut BULGE version in IMAX 3D Smell-O-vision. IMPORTANT BULGE UPDATE: People cleared things up and reported that Tenoch says the one on the right is the real him, so he was bulged up in the trailer. We’re really going to need a ten-part docuseries about this bulge mystery!  – Men’s Health

You would think that Elon Musk’s nightstand would be covered with a dildo with his face on it and several used cum rags from him constantly jacking off to his greatness. But instead, his nightstand is covered with an unlocked gun and several empty cans of caffeine-free Diet Coke (the true sign of a psycho!)- Pajiba

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November 23, 2022 / Posted by:

While many hos would gladly let Daniel Craig stuff their bird, Daniel Craig is not into stuffing birds with stuffing. While on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Daniel named Thanksgiving as his favorite holiday but got grossed out when talking about the “abomination” that is stuffing. Daniel doesn’t fuck with stuffing because you use it to “stuff up the ass of a chicken…. a turkey” He said, “stuff up the ass,” like it’s a bad thing! Before you say, “Um, Bond, there is a thing called ‘cooking the stuffing separately so you don’t end up with a slop of salmonella,” he does say that you should cook the stuffing separately.  But I’m just happy that Daniel Craig didn’t drag the true underappreciated star of Thanksgiving dinner: canned cranberries! So thank you for that, Daniel! – Celebitchy

Oh, I see that Tom Hiddleston is working my usual “walking the dog during a California winter” ensemble of shorts, boots, and a puffy jacket – Lainey Gossip

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November 22, 2022 / Posted by:

August Alsina is the singer who got into an “entanglement” with Jada Pinkett Smith after moving in with the Smiths during a bad time in his life. August is currently on The Surreal Life, and some think that in the show’s season finale, he came out and let everyone know he’s entangled with some peen. Because as the credits rolled at the very end of the episode, August talked about how love showed up in his life in a new way, and he wants to honor the person who taught him about love “in front of the world because it defies all of the constructs one would say love is supposed to be or love should look like.” Then another dude sat next to August, and the two hugged. End scene! The other dude has been identified as model/performer Zu, and some say he’s August’s little brother, while others say that the two are not related. I guess you’ll have to watch the next season of The Surreal Life (if there is one) to find the answer to this mystery. But if you’re Jada Pinkett Smith, you probably can’t wait that long and have already parked your red table in front of August’s house and are waiting for him to sit down and help you get some views for your show spill his truth! – Out

A new Dancing with the Stars champion was crowned, and I just have to say: SHANGELA WAS ROBBED! And I type that as someone who didn’t watch one second of DWTS this season – Lainey Gossip

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November 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Jenny Agutter, one of the stars of Call The Midwife, is about to call David Miscavige to come get his trick. Because Call the Midwife films at the same studio where Tom Cruise is filming Mission: Impossible 8, and since he’s so low-key and down-to-earth, he flies to work in a helicopter. And Jenny says that every time he flies in, the noise from his helicopter ruins their scene and they have to do redo the take. Jenny jokes that she’s tempted to scream at little Tommy while in nun drag. Don’t stoop to that bitch’s level (both figurately and literally), Jenny! But seriously, there are several people in my life who are so into Call The Midwife that they’d scorch the earth thrice if anybody fucked with their beloved show. So if Tommy’s alleged ego landings continue to mess with filming, it’ll be the enraged Midwife fans who really destroy his ass!  – Insider

And now for something from The Department Of Not Great, Bob! Two years ago, Bob Chapek took over as the CEO of Disney after looooooongtime CEO Bob Iger retired. Well, after what many would call, running Disney into the ground, Bob C. is out effective immediately, and Bob I. is back as CEO to save the day. Bob Chapek did recently say that layoffs were coming. Little did he know that the layoff was him – Lainey Gossip

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