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June 12, 2023 / Posted by:

We already know that Larry David is definitely not endorsing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for President, even though he has love for his co-star and RFK Jr.’s wife, Cheryl Hines. So which celebrities are endorsing RFK Jr.? Well, RFK Jr. won the coveted Cher Horowitz endorsement. He has Alicia Silverstone’s vote. Alicia believes RFK Jr. provides “hope for young and old to trust our government once again” and adds that he’s the candidate to “unify the divide in this country.” This isn’t that shocking since anti-vaxxers gotta stick together! And it’s also not shocking since this is far from the first time that a mound of messiness has come out of Alicia’s mouth. I mean, remember how she used to pre-chew her son’s food and spit that mess in his mouth like they were birds?  – Entertainment Tonight

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced they will soon be no more because they’re shutting down. The Golden Globes now belong to Dick Clark Productions, and they plan to keep that shit going. Dick Clark Productions didn’t say who will vote for the Golden Globes now. But I say that they shouldn’t bother with pesky voting and should instead give every Golden Globe to Pia Zadora every year – Entertainment Weekly

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June 9, 2023 / Posted by:

At this very moment, Tom Cruise might be sorrowfully looking at the relationship contract he planned to romantically present to Shakira. Because People Magazine reports that Shakira and Lewis Hamilton are casually dating. But you know, Tommy shouldn’t give up hope just yet, because there is a chance that Shakira and Lewis’ blossoming love could explode into a cloud of caca fumes after she dares to shit in one of his toilets! –Lainey Gossip

Ken Jennings isn’t a fan of Jeopardy!’s mid-show interviews, which sometimes are where awkward and boring meet. With that being said, Ken needs to stop with his mid-show interview slander because if we didn’t have them, how would we ever find out that contestants got stung by a bee at camp or mistook the sun for the moon one time? – Pajiba

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June 8, 2023 / Posted by:

It was just a quick minute ago when professional oversharer Jana Kramer announced that she’s engaged to her boyfriend of about seven months, Allan Russell. Well, Jana announced today that she’s pregnant with her third child, Allan’s second, and their first. Jana delivered the news with help from an EXCLUSIVO photo shoot in People Magazine and an endorsement with Clearblue. So, within seven months, Jana fell in love with a new dude, made a baby with him, and got engaged. Even U-Haul Lesbians are like, “Slow down, girl.” And at this point, Jana’s podcast should really fall under the soap opera category – Just Jared

Nicholas Hoult, Rachel Brosnahan, David Corenswet, and Phoebe Dynevor are reportedly among the actors who will screen test for Clark Kent or Lois Lane in James Gunn’s Superman movie. Whatever, why even bother with screen testing other actors when Nicolas Cage has still got it and is probably in a Superman suit and ready to go (no, seriously, I’m sure Nicolas Cage is always wearing the Superman suit under his clothes) – Deadline

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June 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Well, this is something I didn’t want to read or type about today or ever. Since 2015, cancer has been fucking with Shannen Doherty, and after going into remission in 2017, it returned in 2020 as stage 4. Shannen recently gave an update on her health, and it’s a heartbreaking one. Shannen says that earlier this year, doctors discovered that her breast cancer spread to her brain, and she underwent radiation treatment. Shannen wrote, “But that fear…. The turmoil….. the timing of it all…. This is what cancer can look like.” On top of that, Shannen is also in the middle of a divorce. Hopefully, Shannen finally destroys cancer like she destroyed EVERYONE on Beverly Hills, 90210, the demons on Charmed, and eyeballs in Heathers with her potent glamour. And after she does that, I hope Shannen goes on to star in many more T.V. shows and movies so that I can have even more Shannen Doherty references to use over and over and over and over again!  – HuffPo

Jay Johnston, who voiced Jimmy Pesto on Bob’s Burger and was also in Mr. Show, has been nabbed by the feds for storming the Capitol on January 6th, which is such a Jimmy Pesto thing to do – SOW

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June 5, 2023 / Posted by:

In 2016, American treasure Shelley Duvall was on Dr. Phil in an episode titled “A Hollywood Star’s Descent Into Mental Illness: Saving The Shining’s Shelley Duvall.” Many grabbed onto Dr. Phil’s stache and dragged him for exploiting someone suffering from mental illness. Shelley spoke out against the interview in 2021, saying, “I found out the kind of person he is the hard way.” Well, even though Shelley herself seems to regret that interview, Dr. PhilOfShit doesn’t! While talking to Chris Wallace in a new interview, Dr. Phil mouth-farted up about how he doesn’t regret doing the interview, but he does “regret that it was promoted in a way that people thought was unbecoming.” Shocking, I know. But if Phil actually said he regretted the interview, thousands would end up in the ER with a case of the shocks after finding out that he has a little bit of a heart – The A.V. Club

The rumor that Shakira and Lewis Hamilton are dating was pushed a little further into TRUE territory after they were spotted at dinner together. That’s probably making Tom Cruise rage out of his cha-cha heels since he was reportedly after Shakira. And this is the second time this week we’ve heard about something not going Tommy’s way. It’s turning out to be an extra beautiful month! – Lainey Gossip

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June 2, 2023 / Posted by:

After what feels like 650 years of delays, Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One will hit theaters on July 12. So you’d think Tom Cruise would be farting up clouds of excitement over this, but apparently, he’s not. M:I 7 has booked most of the IMAX screens for its first week, but it’ll be pushed out when Oppenheimer opens on July 21. Because Oppenheimer has booked all IMAX screens in North America for three weeks. Cinema Savior Tommy is not having it and is supposedly “showing the film to exhibitors in an effort to convince them to switch their plans from Oppenheimer.” Barbie also comes out on July 21. So on that day, I’ll be watching Barbie while in Earring Magic Ken cosplay (aka my everyday look). But I may poke my head into an IMAX showing of Oppenheimer in hopes of seeing an enraged Tom Cruise punching the screen – Uproxx

If today you decided to check up on the train wreck battle between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – Wait, I should be more specific since these two are involved in more than one train wreck battle. Let me start over, then. If today you decided to check up on the train wreck battle between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie over her selling her stake in Chateau Miraval, then you already saw that he called her “vindictive” in legal docs and wants a trial by jury. Messy business as usual, I guess – Jezebel

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