Night Crumbs

June 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Just a minute ago, we all learned that Al Pacino’s 83-year-old fetus-making parts still got it, and he hoo-ah’d a baby up into the womb of his 29-year-old girlfriend, Noor Alfallah. Well, Al Pacino’s fourth baby is here. His rep confirmed that Noor gave birth to a son they named Roman Pacino. I guess someone still isn’t over Succession ending. But seriously, when Noor’s friends defended her against the accusations that she’s a grandpa-preying gold digger, they said that she just likes old people. I hope she likes babies too. But then again, babies are kind of like old people, and I’m sure that Ole’ Al is happy too since now he’s got someone to blame his pepaw farts on – HuffPo

To further prove what a STUNT QUEEN master he is while promoting Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part 1, Tommy Cruise burped up a clip from the movie where he drives a car with one hand through the streets of London during a chase. Surprisingly, Tommy isn’t using the other hand to jack himself off since doing his own stunts makes him that horny. Tommy’s other paw was hand-cuffed to his co-star Hayley Atwell  – Lainey Gossip

If you happen to see a down-and-out Kevin Costner on the side of a freeway off-ramp, carrying a Styrofoam cup in one hand and a sign that reads, “Please help, I’m homeless (except for my other lavish homes),” in the other, drop him a coin immediately! Because poor multi-millionaire Kevin is HOMELESS since his estranged wife Christine Baumgartner is still refusing to leave one of his homes and has been using his credit card (to pay for a forensic accountant for obvious reasons)  – Celebitchy

So this is why the likes of Dua Lipa, Taylor Swift, and Olivia Rodrigo were spotted in the back of the unemployment line. It’s because Debbie Gibson is back with a new song and video that looks like it was shot during the Zumba class I took with my auntie a couple of weeks ago – OMG Blog

BREAKING: Charlie Puth admitted to saying he was “hungies” once. Now, at first, I thought that “hungies” was just a cutesy way of saying he’s hung, but it’s worse. “Hungies” is Charlie’s baby talk for “hungry” – Pajiba

Nine women, including Janice Dickinson and Lili Bernhard, have sued Bill Cosby for sexual assault – The A.V. Club

Glenda Jackson, two-time Best Actress Oscar-winning thespian who later left acting for politics, has died “peacefully at her home” in London after a brief illness. She was 87. Rest in peace, Glenda Jackson – Deadline

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