Night Crumbs
In case you forgot about the random union of Avril Lavigne and Tyga, they were together, but not anymore after about four months. Nearly every cupid has put down their bow and arrow for good since the definition of true love is obviously a lie. And oh well, at least Avril still has the $80,000 diamond necklace of pure love he gave her. Actually, I doubt she has it anymore. She either tossed it in the dumpster after it turned her chest skin green from being bunk, or the repo man pulled it right off her. Either or! – Complex
Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann’s divorce is continuing to get messier than her singing, but they’re still living in the same house. So it’s like a War of the Roses situation but with Kroy screaming, “We haven’t paid that off yet!” every time Kim breaks something during a fight – Celebitchy
“God’s timing is always perfect” is what Marc Anthony wrote to celebrate the arrival of the brand new baby his 54-year-old ass made with his 24-year-old wife, Nadia Ferreira. Cut to God tapping at their watch like, “Err, actually, my timing’s way off. I should get this shit fixed.” – Just Jared
So much for Jonathan Majors’ lawyer going on about how the charges against him will be dropped. They haven’t been dropped, and he made his first court appearance today with support from his new damage control piece, Meagan Good – The Root
Margot Robbie gave Architectural Digest a tour of Barbie’s Dreamhouse, which to me, is incomplete without Barbie’s Peaches ‘N Cream gown and Day-To-Night ensemble hanging in her closet – OMG Blog
Amanda Bynes is on a 5150 hold again after she was detained by the cops who got a call about a “woman in distress” – Entertainment Tonight
In even more sad news, the search for Julian Sands will continue on, but will be scaled back, five months after he went missing during a hike – People
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