Category: Michelle Duggar

Michelle Duggar Is Too Saintly For “Deviled Eggs” And Instead Calls Them “Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs”

April 24, 2019 / Posted by:

What happens when religious fundamentalism meets the English language? Chaos, apparently. People is reporting that Michelle Duggar–AKA the vaginal equivalent to the Wardrobe in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe–was so offended by the unholy name of a popular food dish that she literally changed its whole ass name and calls it something else. While promoting Jesus’ Rise on Easter weekend, she let it be known that you heathens can fill your sinful mouths with deviled eggs, but she and her holy family are going to be busy munching on “yellow pocket angel eggs” you motherfucking demons! Continue reading

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