If you look up the word “regret” in the dictionary you will find a picture of Ariana Grande with her 10 mile long ponytail and the Steve Urkel “Did I Do That?” face because her brief disruption of an ongoing Twitter war last weekend has led to a mudslide of drama. However, the person whose picture you won’t find under “regret” is that of formerly cookout-worthy white dude Michael Rapaport. He’s none too pleased with Ariana and had some very harsh words to say about her. And he has absolutely no regrets about what he said.
Michael Rapaport is real comfortable talking about black folks and giving his unfiltered opinion on topics such as taking a knee on 911 (against), Janet Jackson (against), making jokes at Chris Brown’s expense (also against) and all things Hip Hop (he’s an expert). He’s also apparently a big fan of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and recently appeared on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen alongside Kenya Moore where he gleefully joked about her ashy feet (“you could cut glass with them shits”) during the after show.
That’s right, Officer Gary from Friends seems to love Chris Brown. Michael Rapaport was motivated to leap to Chris Brown’s defense during a recent episode of his podcast I Am Rapaport. Go ahead and cue up Randy Newman’s You’ve Got A Friend in Me for this one.