Category: Kenny Rogers
We Are Now Living In A World Without Kenny Rogers In It
Because 2020 just has to keep showing us that it is the worst, the iconic Kenny Rogers has died. If you aren’t really much of a fan of country music, but are a fan of country-pop duets that make your ear holes swoon, you should be in mourning. And if you aren’t really much of a fan of country music or country-pop duets, but you are a fan of roasted chicken, you should be in mourning. And if you aren’t really much of a fan of country music, country-pop duets, or roasted chicken, but you are a fan of luscious silver hair that looks like the majestic wings of the most extra and opulent angel, you should be in mourning. What I’m saying is that everybody should be mourning this country music, roasted chicken, and glamour legend. Kenny was 81.
Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus And Jimmy Fallon Doing Dolly Parton And Kenny Rogers Drag
Besides the fact that she gets to regularly take in the luminous sight of the delicate sleeping raccoon on Billy Ray Cyrus’ head, the only thing that makes me jealous of Miley Cyrus is that her godmother is Dolly Parton. The only way Miley could have a greater godmother is if GOD herself (yes, I said herself) was her godmother.
Miley has growled out her godmother’s song Jolene so many times that Jolene should press charges against the trick for stalking, and Dolly is featured on the song Rainbowland from her new album Younger Now. Miley decided to take her love and obsession for her godmother to the next level by dressed up as Dolly on The Tonight Show last night.