Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus And Jimmy Fallon Doing Dolly Parton And Kenny Rogers Drag

October 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Besides the fact that she gets to regularly take in the luminous sight of the delicate sleeping raccoon on Billy Ray Cyrus’ head, the only thing that makes me jealous of Miley Cyrus is that her godmother is Dolly Parton. The only way Miley could have a greater godmother is if GOD herself (yes, I said herself) was her godmother.

Miley has growled out her godmother’s song Jolene so many times that Jolene should press charges against the trick for stalking, and Dolly is featured on the song Rainbowland from her new album Younger Now. Miley decided to take her love and obsession for her godmother to the next level by dressed up as Dolly on The Tonight Show last night.

Jimmy Fallon, who is forever that annoying try-hard little cousin who makes the entire family watch his stupid dance routine at your birthday party, glued a silver polyester beard and wig onto his head to be the Kenny Rogers to Miley’s Dolly Parton. Now, Miley only looks like Dolly if you think that Dolly looks like a gopher dragged up as a 1970s era Mae West. But Jimmy, on the other hand…. I hate saying this, but seeing Jimmy all Donald Sutherlandized has done to things to me.

Ugh, I know, I need to wash away that feeling and the only thing strong enough for that is original recipe Dolly and Kenny:

There, much better.

Pic: YouTube

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