Category: Kelly Rutherford
A Judge In California Granted Kelly Rutherford Temporary Sole Custody Of Her Kids
To quote myself after I downloaded a few One Direction songs and actually liked them: “I did NOT see this coming.” (And yes, that line was followed by: “God, I hate myself so fucking much.”)
Kelly Rutherford of Melrose Place (and also that Gossip Girl show nobody cares about) actually won a round in the messy, sloppy, wreck of a custody battle against her ex-husband Daniel Giersch over their fancy-named kids, 8-year-old Hermes and 5-year-old Helena. On Friday, a judge in California temporarily gave Kelly sole custody of her kids and ordered that she can bring them back to the US. That ruling came a day after Kelly went to Monaco to visit her kids and her husband refused to let her see them without handing over their US passports. During some bizarre ass interview with TMZ a couple of weeks ago, Kelly said that any American who brings her kids back to the US will be considered an American hero. Daniel used that against Kelly. He claimed that he’s afraid she will take their kids back to the US without his permission so he wanted their passports handed over. Hermes and Helena have been living with their dad in Monaco since 2012. He had to leave the US after his Visa got revoked, because someone (reportedly from Kelly’s legal team) told the State Department he was doing some shady shit business-wise.
People says that a judge in L.A. said that Hermes and Helena must come back to the US with their mom. The judge also ruled that Kelly doesn’t have to hand over their US passports to her ex-husband or a third party. But it’s not like Kelly can just immediately fly with her kids back to the US in time to have a Memorial Day BBQ. Monaco has to co-sign the California judge’s ruling.
The Kelly Rutherford Custody Battle Has Gotten Messier (Yes, That’s Possible)
As everyone who’s been following this batshit crazy custody saga knows, Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl and more importantly Melrose Place, has been fighting hard to get her kids Hermes and Helena back into the US. They’ve been living with their father Daniel Giersch (seen above giving you “preppy twink J. Crew assistant manager” realness with Kelly during happier times) in Monaco since 2012. A judge in California let Daniel, who is a German citizen, take the kids to Monaco, because his US Visa was revoked after someone on Kelly’s legal team reportedly decided to play a little dirty by telling the State Department about his alleged shady business dealings. Kelly denies this. Daniel is supposed to reapply for a US Visa, but he hasn’t yet.
Kelly has taken the case all the way to the federal level where it was denied. Now, she’s trying to get the White House and President Obama involved. With Kim Kartrashian’s help, she got over 100,000 signatures on her petition to get her kids back. Kelly has also been doing the media rounds and will fart at the mouth about this to anyone who puts a mic in front of her. Well, something she said to TMZ has kept her from seeing her kids in Monaco.
Kelly Rutherford Is Petitioning The White House To Bring Her Two Kids Back To The US
The last time we checked in on Kelly Rutherford’s dramatic Not Without My Two Fancy-Named Children custody battle, a federal court had just denied her request to bring her children, Hermes and Helena, back to the US from France, where they had been living with their father/Kelly’s ex-husband Daniel Giersch since 2012. Because the words “federal court” sound very serious to me, and I assumed that was as far as Kelly would be able to take her custody battle, but apparently it’s not. People says Kelly is now going to President Obama with it.
Federal Court Denied Kelly Rutherford’s Request To Bring Her Kids Back To The US
You’re probably thinking, who needs kids when you have a hoity-toity, snobby ass, fluffy white purse dog whose name is probably Countess Chanel de la Fancy? Well, Kelly Rutherford needs and wants her kids back in the US with her, but it looks like that’s not going to happen anytime soon.
If you haven’t been keeping up with the tragically messy custody battle between Kelly Rutherford (aka Megan the hooker with the heart of gold from Melrose Place) and her ex-husband Daniel Giersch, let me sum it up for you with one simple GIF:
Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Have Raccoon Eyes Anymore
In case you forgot what Taylor Momsen looked like after sneaking onto a campground to smear ten pounds of charcoal dust over her eyes, here’s what her signature deranged raccoon eyes looked like a couple of years ago:
And now she doesn’t have them anymore. I don’t know how she got those thirty layers of Sharpie gunk, tar and gunpowder off of her eyes. I thought that the only way to get all that shit off of her face would be to remove her goddamn skin. She must’ve went down to Home Depot, rented a dozen sandblasters, picked up a few of my cousins in the parking lot and got them to blast that mess off of her eyes. It looks like after they chipped the paint off her eyes, they chipped away some of her nose. Bitch got rid of her raccoon eyes and half of her nose. She looks like a completely different person now. She looks like a Russian art student/Palmer Girl impersonator who makes extra money posing for pictures used in those ~Ukrainian~ bride e-mail scams.
Well, one thing didn’t change. She still looks like she’s full of rainbows and kitten kisses and lives a life full of sunshiney happiness.
Here’s Taylor with Kelly Rutherford and Wonky McValtrex at the Alice + Olivia presentation in NYC yesterday.
