Category: Kat Von D
Kat Von D Shared Her Goth Extravaganza Wedding Video On Friday The 13th
It’s time to dose yourself in baby powder and shimmy into your black rubber pants, because Kat Von D has just dropped the goth spectacular wedding video that no one knew they asked for. Kat and Rafael Reyes (AKA Leafar Seyer because it’s beyond edgy to spell your name backwards) already chained themselves together for eternity back in February, but there wasn’t enough angst and darkness in their first wedding, so they decided to have a do over in June. Hold onto your crucifixes, because here come the wedding details and they’re just as you’d expect. Continue reading
People Are Boycotting Kat Von D’s Makeup Company After She Came Out As An Anti-Vaxxer
Kat Von D is no stranger to putting needles in skin, but as it turns out, her enthusiasm for needles ends with tattoo needles (and whatever needles are required to get her face to look like that). Kat Von D is currently pregnant with her first child, a baby boy she and her husband have already named Leafar. Kat has made it very clear on Instagram that after she gives birth, Leafer isn’t getting vaccinated.
The reaction against Kat’s decision was loud and angry. Some of those people are letting their feelings be known by boycotting her 10-year-old makeup company.
Kat Von D Isn’t Here For Your Unsolicited Advice On Vaccines
Against all odds, Kat Von D managed to stay off the fuckery train for quite a long time. But those days are over; her bags are packed and she’s back on board! Only this time, instead of riding the 3:10 to Questionable Dudes With Probable STDs-ville, she’s donned her travelin’ bonnet and is riding the 6:66 to Gothic Vegan Anti Vaxxer City.
In a recent Instagram post, Kat chided her followers for being all up in her biz-nasty when it comes to her choice to not vaccinate her eventual son, Leafar the Unborn (the child has already been named. The kid’s father and Kat’s husband is named Leafar Seyer), in the name of veganism.
Kat Von D Is Expecting A Baby Boy
Kat Von D and her artist husband Leafar recently announced on Instagram that they’re having a baby boy. According to People, the couple have already picked out the name for their baby. It’s going to be named Leafar. Yes, you read that right. What’s more, Leafar (the one that’s already born) is a palindrome of his actual name which is Rafael Reyes. I guess if it was going to be a girl they would have named her Dnovtak.
Kat Von D And Steve-O Are Officially Doing Each Other
If this summer was the summer of splits (see: EVERYONE who took a match to their relationship), then December is the month of romantic reminders of decades past. First Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes dug up our memories of the early 90s when they got married last week. And now I’m trolling the internet reminiscing about the best that 2007 has to offer (Juicy Couture terry cloth tube dresses and pictures of Brit Brit at the gas station) because two gems that got famous in the ’00s have confirmed they’re a thing.
Tattoo artist/former vanilla gorilla caretaker Kat Von D and Jackass star/human crash test dummy Steve-O have been working each other’s junk for a couple weeks now, but they recently let everyone know that their situation has made the jump from “Random Hookup” to “Full-time Fucking“. Earlier this week, Kat and Steve (or “OD” – something Michael called them at least ten times before I realized he wasn’t talking about Garfield’s best dog friend) started throwing up cutesy couple selfies on Instagram. Then Steve-O decided yesterday was the day they make it obvious and posted a picture of them sucking face outside of the Coral Castle Museum in Miami, Florida.
I was really hoping they would have stuck with the ’00s theme and taken a T-Mobile Sidekick picture in front of the FOR RENT sign where Les Deux used to be or the liquidation sale at Kitson, but this is fine too, I guess.
Speaking of the ’00s, this isn’t the first time Kat Von D and Steve-O dated each other. They hooked up for a bit back in 2009, and that ended with Steve-O dragging her on MySpace. MySpace! I take back what I said before – it doesn’t get any more ’00s than coming for someone on MySpace.
Hopefully it works out better this time, because I don’t totally hate these two together. They’re sort of like a Florida flea market knock-off Gomez and Morticia Addams, and I’m into it.
Kat Von D Doesn’t Care If Her “Celebutard” Lipstick Offends You
After being raked over the social media coals for putting a Kat Von D lipstick on their shelves called “Celebutard”, The Daily Mail says Sephora is handing out apologies instead of samples of cologne a French whore would turn down.
‘It has come to our attention that the name of one shade of a lipstick we carry has caused offense to some of our clients and others,’ a Sephora spokesperson said in a statement. ‘We are deeply sorry for that, and we have ceased sale of that shade both in our stores and online.’
Complaints came in from parents of children with special needs, “Glee” actress Lauren Potter who has Down syndrome and Kathy Keeley, the Executive Director of All About Developmental Disabilities (AADD) who said:
‘It’s shocking that a company in this day and age would even consider such a demeaning name for a product.’
‘While this kind of language might not seem important, to people with developmental disabilities, labels and terms like this are very hurtful and damaging.’
Kat herself didn’t follow in Sephora’s footsteps. According to People, she Tweeted that it was “just a fucking lipstick” but then deleted it.
I’m trying to be surprised she doesn’t give a fuck about political correctness or image after she wrapped herself around down low Nazi and professional pussy hound Jesse James like he was some kind of prize to be won. There’s also no shock over the lack of eloquence- I took one for the team and looked for examples of Kat Von D wisdom and a tumblr account dedicated to her reads like a fortune cookie factory mated with the notebook I kept in high school of cheesy lyrics. I came across this sorta on-topic quote:
Makeup is part of my daily routine. It’s the time in my mornings when I can concentrate on me, and me alone. Giving yourself the kind of attention is so important – and is something that is definitely glossed over by to [sic] many women.
Kat obviously likes cosmetics- I’ve seen a horny baboon with less color on its ass than Kat uses on her everyday face. Makeup is one of those things I’ve never mastered, along with any hairstyling trends past the 80’s crimp, listening to my inner monologue when it tells me to not make a dick joke and pulling up to my mailbox without hitting it with my side mirror. Many people walk into a Sephora and leave with a bag full crap that will give them better face. I walk in, have a panic attack, fill the basket they give me out of guilt and spend a week looking like this before I give up and go back to my tragic 3-minute routine.
Regardless of the potentially offensive nature of the name of the lipstick Sephora pulled, why the fuck would anybody WANT to look like any of the celebrities the shade was named after? Who turned the tube over, saw the name and said, “EUREKA! That’s what I want everyone to associate me with!” There’s also a little side-eye to be thrown toward another one of her lipsticks called “Underage Red”. Who doesn’t want to slick on a Miranda Kerr-approved red lip and think to oneself, “Who’s a pretty little minor with daddy issues being preyed upon by gross older men?”