Category: Jurassic World
Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, And Laura Dern Will Be In “Jurassic World 3”
I actually enjoyed the first Jurassic World movie. Don’t tell me I have “bad” taste in movies–I’m fully aware. But even I, who can find enjoyment in most B-grade action movies, thought the second one, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was trash. Like, what was the point? Selling… dinosaurs at auction? For… what reason again besides money? I forget! Yeah, not the best, but it made over $1.3 billion worldwide, so of course a third movie is coming. But this one may actually be good, because it will star OG Jurassic Park legends Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum.
The Trailer For “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” Is Here
We all know the basic Jurassic Park formula by now: Take one part remote island, one part ego driven scientist, one part scary monsters, one part greedy corporate entity, one part dashing hero, one part imperiled children, one part screaming lady and one part Jeff Goldblum. Add a dash of sweeping music and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster! But really, there are only so many times this formula is going to work. Sooner or later you have gotta change it up. We’re now on the 5th iteration with Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom whose tag line is “Life, Uh, Finds a Way”, let’s see if they’ve monkeyed with the formula.
Squint Like Tay Tay To See The New “Jurassic World” Dinosaur!
Oh, hey there, Chris Pratt. Nice hog. For those of you who are joyless and like “uh, how many times can you watch idiotic people genetically engineer dinosaurs that end up eating them?,” this trailer is not for you! This new Jurassic World trailer is for people who THRILL to watching the dumbest scientists in the world continually birth out their own scaly death, and mostly fail in escaping it.
Bryce Dallas Howard’s character: “What? You mean crossbreeding a T-Rex with a velociraptor isn’t going to work out for everybody? It’m not getting the Nobel Prize? It’s not….here it comes…AAIIEEEHHH…RRRRUUUNNNN!!!!”
Truthfully, you can barely see Indominus Rex (that name), but if you look really closely at :13 (right after Bryce notes that it ATE ITS SIBLING, oh good let’s definitely have it entertain children in a theme park setting!) and again at :18, that’s the grey-skinned, red-eyed, sibling-eating hero of Jurassic World. Yes, I always root for the dinosaurs in these movies. They’re usually the least annoying characters.
Check out the new Jurassic World trailer, and some concept art depicting Indominus Rex (that name), below. Spoilers!
