Squint Like Tay Tay To See The New “Jurassic World” Dinosaur!

March 30, 2015 / Posted by:

Oh, hey there, Chris Pratt. Nice hog. For those of you who are joyless and like “uh, how many times can you watch idiotic people genetically engineer dinosaurs that end up eating them?,” this trailer is not for you! This new Jurassic World trailer is for people who THRILL to watching the dumbest scientists in the world continually birth out their own scaly death, and mostly fail in escaping it.

Bryce Dallas Howard’s character: “What? You mean crossbreeding a T-Rex with a velociraptor isn’t going to work out for everybody? It’m not getting the Nobel Prize? It’s not….here it comes…AAIIEEEHHH…RRRRUUUNNNN!!!!”

Truthfully, you can barely see Indominus Rex (that name), but if you look really closely at :13 (right after Bryce notes that it ATE ITS SIBLING, oh good let’s definitely have it entertain children in a theme park setting!) and again at :18, that’s the grey-skinned, red-eyed, sibling-eating hero of Jurassic World. Yes, I always root for the dinosaurs in these movies. They’re usually the least annoying characters.

Check out the new Jurassic World trailer, and some concept art depicting Indominus Rex (that name), below. Spoilers!

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