Category: January 6
Twitter Lusted Over The “Clark Kent” Of The January 6th Hearings (UPDATE)
Last night was the season finale of the January 6th hearings, and yes, it continues to be the most deplorable reality television show ever, but nobody cares about that because it’s depressing. Do you know what isn’t depressing? Hot men. Well, until you try to date one but that’s another story. Last night during the hearings, a mysterious man seated behind witnesses Matthew Pottinger and Sarah Matthews caused the streets to runneth over with panty pudding and thirst after Twitter affectionately dubbed him ‘Clark Kent’, Superman’s alter ego. But unfortunately not much is known about this heroic hottie other than his superpower of inadvertently redirecting the focus of that horrible day onto himself. And now we have the answers to people’s burning (loins) questions, though he’s being very vague about the man’s identity.
Adam McKay Is Producing A Movie About The January 6 Capitol Riots
It’s been just over a year since a pack of unwashed maniacs bum-rushed the U.S. Capitol and took a dump on the democratic process (and also the rugs). So of course, a bunch of Hollywood dudes are falling over themselves to be the first to stunt cast the QAnon Shaman. Poor Aaron Sorkin’s head must be spinning because, according to Deadline, Adam McKay has swooped in with lightning speed to comment “FIRST!” Fresh off of making a mockery of climate change with Don’t Look Up, Adam’s poised to make a mockery of “the worst domestic attack on democracy since the Civil War” as producer of F6 with writer/director Billy Ray, the man who made a mockery of the Trump administration with the Showtime series The Comey Rule. Are you tired? I know I’m tired. Why aren’t Hollywood dudes tired yet?