Category: Gay Baiting
Skittles Is Going Colorless For Pride Month
Coronavirus has robbed us of Pride Month, so corporations will have less opportunities to get product-placement deals to try and get that pink dollar. Or will they? Because Skittles is a friend of the gays, and to show solidarity with the LGBTQ community who won’t get to march in rainbow colors while mid-morning drunk, Skittles is going colorless. How are those things related? Because the only rainbow that matter is ours. …Listen, some marketing person came up with it; tell them they’re clever or those thousands of dollars put into this campaign are useless!
“Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker” Has Given The Franchise’s First Same-Sex Kiss
Just like when Avengers: End Game introduced its first gay character in the form of a momentary part of dialogue where a guy mentions he went on a date with another man (scandalous…), Star Wars is trying to also lightly season its universe with the gays. It’s been revealed that the newest movie, Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker will feature the franchise’s first same-sex kiss, because J.J. Abrams loves the LGBTQ community. Okay, he loves us within reason; stop thinking that Poe and Finn get together. If you think two people in that screen grab above are going to kiss, you’d have better luck being right if one of them is Chewbacca.
Magnum Apologizes For Comparing Ice Cream-Eating To Going To Prison For Being Gay
The Huffington Post UK says that Magnum Ice Cream really does not know how to gay bait. They attempted to create, I guess an edgy commercial? An inclusive message of togetherness? Whatever they were going for, Magnum’s marketing department really thought it was a good idea to create an ad where the illegality of homosexuality in a country is compared to the guilty pleasure goodness of… eating a Magnum ice cream…?
J.K. Rowling Says That Dumbledore And Grindewald Have Totally Done It
Nick Jonas, and now Chris Hemsworth, I guess, need to step up their gay baiting antics if they want to keep up with master gay baiter J.K. Rowling who has been trolling fans with man wizard-on-man wizard action for over a decade. J.K. said in 2007 that Dumbledore is gay. And while promoting their movie Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald last year, both Jude Law (who plays young Dumbledore) and Ezra Miller talked about the gayness of Dumbledore with Ezra saying that the movie makes his sexuality explicitly clear because he sees his secret lovah Grindewald (played by Johnny Depp in lazy Billy Idol cosplay) in a mirror (????). And now J.K Rowling is here to troll us some more by saying in so many words that Dumbledore has definitely grinded his dick against Grindewald’s brown sugar walls before.