Category: Emma Watson

Emma Watson Isn’t Single, She’s “Self-Partnered”

November 5, 2019 / Posted by:

In the past year or so, Emma Watson has been linked to Sam from Glee, a hot tech CEO, and Tom Felton. But if you ask Emma what her love life looks like right now, she’ll tell you that her main squeeze at the moment is herself. Except that’s not to say Emma is single. Like, you could technically say that, but Emma wouldn’t, because she’s got a far more sophisticated term for it.

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Emma Watson And Tom Felton Are Not Doing It Despite What Their Shippers See

August 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Tom Felton posted a picture of himself and Harry Potter co-star Emma Watson playing the guitar together, and The Fandom is already making plans for their wedding. I never got into Harry Potter shit so I had to do a little research to see why The Fandom would be interested in seeing Emma booed up with that skeezy-looking blond one, who I thought everybody hated. Apparently Tom, the actor who played said skeezy blond Draco Malfoy, is the opposite of his character and is actually a sensitive artist type. So it’s not surprising that Tom and Emma are friends in real life. Which obviously means they’re totally fucking.

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The First Official Trailer For “Little Women” Is Here

August 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Today is a good day for everyone who is really excited about Greta Gerwig’s upcoming film, Civil War Lady Bird…I mean, Little Women. Sony dropped the first official trailer for Little Women. We have already seen what Saoirse Ronan will look like as Jo and Timothée Chalamet as Mr. Darcy. Wait, wrong period piece film – he plays Laurie. And as expected, there’s plenty of gender-switching wardrobe moments and peak-19th century sexual tension between the two.

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Here’s The First Look At Greta Gerwig’s “Little Women”

June 19, 2019 / Posted by:

I know that’s the title of the book the film is based on, but it could also double as the store where they bought those hats. It looks like three out of four of the March sisters stole their hats off American Girl dolls? Perhaps this question will be answered when Greta Gerwig’s version of Little Women hits theaters, but for now all we have are tiny hats and a picture of Timothée Chalamet as Laurie.

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Emma Watson Has A New Man, And He’s RICH And Hot

October 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Hermione Granger has a type, and it ain’t big wands – it’s cold, hard cash! Emma Watson spent the first part of 2018 secretly dating Chord Overstreet then breaking up with him…and then getting back with him. Alas, like most of the U.S., she got tired of Glee and went back to her reliable source of D: big-business brains! Emma was spotted out in Mexico kissing up on a dude who most certainly wasn’t Chord. Or the Beast from Beauty and the Beast.

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Emma Watson Appears To Still Be Dating Chord Overstreet After All

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

One of the most random celebrity couples of our generation, Emma Watson and Chord Overstreet, reportedly broke up last month, thus leaving a giant, tragic hole where their unlikely pairing once lived. Only a couple months in, and their relationship status could be defined by the first four letters in Chord’s last name. But before you start tearing up at the reminder of this sad news, there’s been a new development, which is what Emma and Chord might never have broken up in the first place.

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