Category: Chuck E. Cheese
Chuck E. Cheese’s Might Be Closing For Good
This is sad. It looks like Geoffrey the Giraffe might have some company in his unemployment support group for beloved corporate childhood mascots. Charles Entertainment Cheese, known informally as Chuck E. Cheese, is about to be evicted from his home of 43 years and unceremoniously dumped into the street. Which probably isn’t that bad, considering he is a rat, after all. People magazine is reporting that the iconic restaurant that bears his name, Chuck E. Cheese’s, is a mozzarella string away from declaring bankruptcy and shutting down all locations.
Open Post: Hosted By Chuck E. Cheese Masquerading As “Pasqually’s Pizza” On Grubhub
There was a time as a child when going to Chuck E. Cheese seemed like the best thing in the world. As an adult I can’t think of anything worse. Children screeching, baby vomit-splattered floors, sticky arcade games, demonic robots, and their pizza-flavored rounds of pure grease. Well, now you can choke on Chuck E. Cheese’s glob of grease in the comfort of your own home. They have started using a different name to sell food on delivery apps but swear it isn’t because they’re trying to trick people into ordering their nasty pizza, or anything like that.
Chuck E. Cheese Held Their Own Build-A-Bear “Pay Your Age” Apocalypse
Not since the Fyre Festival (aka Lord of the Flies for douchebags), has #Murica seen a cash-grab disaster on the scale of Build-A-Bear’s “Pay Your Age” promotion on Thursday. The scariest store at the mall (it’s like stuffed animal vivisection in reverse) let parents pay the amount of their childrens’ ages for their bears. It didn’t go so well. Insanely long lines, an inadequate supply of bears, and thousands of screaming children led Build-A-Bear to cancel mid-promo. It almost led to riots and definitely led to some really angry moms squawking on social media. The marketing people at Chuck E. Cheese must subscribe to that old adage that any press is good press because they held their own “Pay Your Age” promotion the next day. Are they not aware that, once ripped out of their moorings, those animatronic rats can make for lethal weapons?