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November 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Munch’s Make-Believe Band (aka The Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band)!

Two years ago, Chuck E. Cheese announced that they were going to give themselves a bland and boring makeover (read: a “modern” makeover, as their asses called it) and that would include getting rid of tokens and firing the iconic Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic band, which should earn the evil doers involved a death sentence. I was hoping that after the drugs they were on while coming up with that decision wore off, they’d realize they made a terrible decision. That didn’t happen, and they’ve actually gone through with it and pink-slipped the animatronic band. Yes, I will be filing charges against the executives of Chuck E. Cheese for viciously murdering my childhood!

Animatronics have been a part of Chuck E. Cheese since the 1970s, but Munch’s Make Believe Band was born in 1989 after Chuck E. Cheese filed for bankruptcy in 1984 and was snatched up by its longtime rival ShowBiz Pizza Place. ShowBiz had its own animatronic band, the Rock-afire Explosion, but decided to operate under the Chuck E. Cheese name and bring in Munch’s Make Believe Band, which was made up of Chuck E. Cheese, former HSOTD Helen Henny, Mr. Munch, Pasqually P. Pieplate, and Jasper T. Jowls. Here’s a video showing the Rock-afire Explosion band getting turned into Munch’s Make Believe Band. This video forever owns real estate in my nightmares.

And here’s Munch’s Make Believe Band setting fire to the massive crowd at the Chuck E. Cheese in Silver Spring, Maryland during their last performance there. It’s blindingly obvious we live in an unfair world when Maroon 5 has done the Super Bowl Halftime Show and a real badass band like Munch’s Make Believe Band hasn’t!

Chuck E. Cheese says that several locations have already broken up the animatronic band, and by the end of this year, 80 of their locations will be FUN-FREE (read: they won’t have any animatronic nightmare creatures in ’em). This is what the basic bitch-ized Chuck E. Cheese looks like:

The animatronics stage has been replaced with a light-up dance floor, and Chuck E. Cheese has paid homage to Munch’s Make Believe Band by painting their ghosts on the wall. Nice try, Chuck E. Cheese, but without the stained carpet, dusty stage curtains, and half-broken animatronics, this ain’t my Chuck E. Cheese! I mean, this shit looks like a school cafeteria after getting barfed on by a 90s clothing store.

People says that Chuck E. Cheese is hoping to replace the robot wonders with live performers sometime in the future. They’re also doing a re-haul of their menu and adding “healthier” options, and the kid saliva-covered tokens will be replaced by a load up pass or wristband that parents can easily add money to. They’re making all these changes in hopes that it will bring in more business.

I get it, business is business. But honestly, is it really Chuck E. Cheese if your arteries aren’t clogging after you bite into a slice of pizza-flavored grease as your nerves curl from seeing the creepy animatronics from HELL malfunction? I think not!

 

The execs should’ve asked themselves after looking at their bland makeover, “Would a stoner want to get high out of their mind in here?” They would’ve realized it was a bad idea after a big ass NO hit their brains.

Pics: Chuck E. Cheese

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