No, This Isn’t Creepy At All…

Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate is suing her fake brother/boyfriend/whatever Nick Gordon for $40 million for allegedly assaulting her and causing her all kinds of emotional distress. Nick is also being investigated by the police who think that he may have had something to do with her death. With all that going on, it was a wonderful idea for Nick Gordon to open up a half-broken, bootleg copy of MS Paint and throw together that shitty Christmas card.

People says that on Tuesday, Nick Gordon tweeted (his account is now private) a Photoshopped picture of him and Bobbi Kristina in Santa hats. The picture of Nick and Bobbi Kristina is from a Whitney Houston tribute event in 2012.

There are many things that make me say “HELL TO THE NO” about that card, but one of the worst things about it is the crappy ass Photoshop job. That’s the most offensive part. If you’re going to make a creepy Christmas card featuring the dead girlfriend whose family is suing you, you should at least use some of the money you mooched off of her to hire a skilled graphic designer to do it. Have some dignity!

The Nurse Who Cared For Bobbi Kristina Brown Wasn’t Really A Nurse

Last night, the Associated Press reported that a woman named Taiwo Sobamowo was put into handcuffs and arrested for pretending to be a nurse. Fake Nurse Taiwo reportedly cared for Bobbi Kristina Brown in the hospice she died in. Taiwo faces several charges including felony identity fraud and nursing without a license. Damn, Bobbi Kristina Brown couldn’t even catch a break as she lay in a coma in a hospice.

According to the police report, Taiwo was in charge of taking care of Bobbi Kristina at the Peachtree Christian Hospice in Duluth, GA. The police report doesn’t say if Bobbi Kristina’s care was affected at all by the fact that her nurse got a certified nursing certificate by Googling “certified nursing certificate” and printing that out. The case against Taiwo started in September when investigators got a tip and ran a Detective La Toya brand magnifying glass over her background. They discovered that she had stolen a state-issued RN number of a real nurse at Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta. Also, no record of her came up in the Georgia Board of Nursing and they couldn’t confirm that she went to the medical college in DC she claims she went to.

Taiwo’s former employer Homestead Hospice, issued this statement after she was busted:

“We had no reason to believe that she was anything other than a good nurse with proper credentials. As soon as the credentialing discrepancy was discovered by one of our employees, we immediately took action and notified the appropriate authorities.”

Today, ABC News said that investigators are looking to talk to other patients she may have treated. She once worked at an assisted living facility in Georgia.

Does this mean it wasn’t a Brown or a Houston who leaked stories to the press and sold a picture of Bobbi Kristina in the hospice to The National Enquirer? Does this mean it was Fake Nurse Taiwo all along? No, it was probably a Brown or Houston, but at least those two families can bond while working together to take Taiwo Sobamowo down.

And sure Taiwo Sobamowo is facing a bunch of felony charges, but I’m sure Holiday Inn Express is going to hire her for their “Stay Smart” campaign.

Nick Gordon Allegedly Injected Bobbi Kristina Brown With A “Toxic Mixture” Before She Was Found In Her Bathtub

Back in August, Bobbi Kristina Brown’s conservator, Bedelia Hargrove, was pointing her “you did this” finger at Bobbi’s definition-of-shady boyfriend Nick Gordon and accusing him of feeding Bobbi a “toxic cocktail” prior to police finding her unconscious body in her bathtub. Well, it looks like we’re upgrading those allegations from “feeding a toxic cocktail” to the much more sinister-sounding “injecting a toxic mixture.”

According to WSB-TV Atlanta (via People), Bedelia Hargrove is accusing Nick Gordon of injecting Bobbi Kristina with a “toxic mixture” (the specifics of which we don’t know) that lead to her death in July. Bedelia Hargrove decided to re-file court documents regarding Nick’s alleged involvement in Bobbi Kristina’s death in response to Nick’s request that people stop accusing him of shady shit earlier this week. Apparently Nick got his lawyers to ask that Bedelia’s wrongful death suit be put on hold until the criminal investigation is over because he’s getting “negative media attention” from it. Dear Nick Gordon: Being Nick Gordon is the reason you’re receiving negative media attention.

Bedelia swatted back, saying Nick “has no problem giving an interview to Dr. Phil, but asks this court to relieve him of his legal responsibility.” You know Dr. Phil totally got a tickle in his happy place after being dragged back into this mess.

Bedelia’s suit also accuses Nick of receiving $40,000 to allow a magazine to take a picture of him at Bobbi Kristina’s grave. Good lord. You know you’re in a bad place, reputation-wise, when someone accuses you of accepting several thousand dollars for a gravesite photo, and that’s not the most awful thing you’ve been accused of that week.

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Bobbi Kristina Brown’s Conservator Alleges That Nick Gordon Gave Her A “Toxic Cocktail”

If you were missing your daily serving of “dreadful” today, have I got a nauseating post for you. You’re probably going to want a strong cocktail and something to hug on hand for afterwards. Fair warning.

The wrongful death suit that Bobbi Kristina Brown’s conservator has filed against her boyfriend/adopted brother/general bad news Nick Gordon has been amended to include further details about what went down. It’s been  alleged that Gordon fed her a “toxic cocktail” to knock her out, and then left her facedown in the bathtub to drown on January 31. Bobbi Kristina was laid to rest last week after spending several months in a coma and then in hospice care. She was pronounced dead on July 26.

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Bobby Brown’s Wife Was Rushed To The Hospital After Bobbi Kristina’s Funeral

I’d say that I’m shocked to learn that things got even more dramatic after Bobbi Kristina Brown’s already very dramatic funeral, but…that would be a lie. And I’m far too bloated from all the cream-covered fruit fermenting in my stomach from yesterday’s National Raspberry Cream Pie Day festivities to be nothing less than totally honest with myself.

A “source” (Bobbi Kristina’s loudmouth aunt Leolah Brown, probably) tells TMZ that Bobby Brown’s wife Alicia Etheredge was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure shortly after Bobbi Kristina’s funeral in Atlanta yesterday. Alicia, who gave birth to Bobby’s baby less than a month ago, had just returned to her hotel when it happened. Alicia was taken to the hospital in an ambulance, and she was apparently able to walk when she arrived. TMZ says Bobby B was with her.

Speaking of Aunt Leolah, remember how she had to be escorted out of Bobbi Kristina’s funeral yesterday because she was acting the fool? Well, Bobbi Kristina’s cousin Meeta Brown would like you to know that Leolah Brown is “crazy.” Meeta talked to the paps after Bobbi Kristina’s funeral (you know, as one does) and spilled the T about Aunt Leolah. According to Meeta Brown’s repeated use of the word “crazy“, combined with her constantly rolling eyes and chronic “I can’t with her” face, Aunt Leolah is a mess. She also claimed that the Browns and the Houstons don’t hate each other. Yuh huh. Sure.

But back to Alicia Etheredge. It’s awful that she spent her post-funeral time in the hospital and not back in her hotel room eating snacks from the mini-fridge while watching a Flip or Flop marathon until she felt less sad (aka how I cheer up after a sad day). Especially for something as scary as a seizure. But I guess the silver lining here is that she no longer had to deal with Aunt Leolah. I don’t even know if they were staying in the same hotel, but it doesn’t matter; Aunt Leolah totally sounds like the type to find your room and bang on your door at 3am asking in a whispered yell if you have any extra towels.

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Bobbi Kristina Brown’s Family Brought The Expected Level Of Trashy To Her Funeral

Bobbi Kristina Brown’s funeral featured her aunt being forcibly removed for interrupting the eulogy and relatives acting to bar other relatives from taking pictures of Bobbi in her coffin. That’s nice. Wherever she is, Nippy is not amused.

Bobbi Kristina’s aunt Leolah Brown reportedly thought it was appropriate to rise during Bobbi’s other aunt Pat Houston’s speech and start screaming shit. This is not a wedding, Auntie Leolah. No one asked for your input.

(via TMZ)

An eyewitness tells TMZ, Pat Houston was getting ready to speak when Leolah began screaming, “Pat you know you are wrong for this!”

Security, with the help of Madea (Tyler Perry), escorted her ass out. Inappropriate Auntie Leolah was said to be upset over Pat Houston asking that condolences be sent to a specified charity instead of flowers.

In other “Hatfields and McCoys 2015” news via TMZ, the messy Brown family was reportedly on high alert to prevent the messy Houston family from taking a pic of Bobbi in her casket and selling it. A picture of Bobbi’s mom, Whitney Houston, was taken and sold to a magazine in 2012. The Browns, who were not welcome at Whitney’s services, have assumed that it was the Houstons who were responsible.

If there’s one time people should shut the fuck up and put aside their shit (and their thirst for $$$), it’s someone’s funeral. Save it for Christmas. Save it for the christening. Save it for when my mom’s new boyfriend pulled up to our first time meeting him with his shirt open to his navel and finishing up a can of Bud. (That really happened.)

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